Week 15 NFL Live Thread

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[Bender2]

Week 15

Thu Dec 12 8:25 pm San Diego Chargers Denver Broncos

Sun Dec 15 1:00 pm Arizona Cardinals Tennessee Titans
1:00 pm Buffalo Bills Jacksonville Jaguars
1:00 pm Chicago Bears Cleveland Browns
1:00 pm Houston Texans Indianapolis Colts
1:00 pm New England Patriots Miami Dolphins
1:00 pm New Orleans Saints St. Louis Rams
1:00 pm Philadelphia Eagles Minnesota Vikings
1:00 pm San Francisco 49ers Tampa Bay Buccaneers
1:00 pm Seattle Seahawks New York Giants
1:00 pm Washington Redskins Atlanta Falcons
4:05 pm Kansas City Chiefs Oakland Raiders
4:05 pm New York Jets Carolina Panthers
4:25 pm Green Bay Packers Dallas Cowboys
8:30 pm Cincinnati Bengals Pittsburgh Steelers

Mon Dec 16 8:40 pm Baltimore Ravens Detroit Lions

[djf]

Woo Hoo!!!

Seaducks slaughter Giants!

First Giant shut-out at home since 1995!

[Bender2]

Re: That figures... I better step on it

You'll enjoy it... when you get here, big. Take your time and look around--

Jerry's wife, Gene, demanded a lot of fine art... be painted on the stadium walls:

However, Jerry still got his hand in the mix... showing a real flair for Leonardo da Vinci quality wall frescoes:

These Jerry Jones originals... are in the South Ladies Room--

and the North Ladies... Room.

WHEEEEEEEEEE! IGGLES LOSE... IGGLES LOSE TO VIQUEENS!

[Bender2]

Re: Woo Hoo!!! Seaducks slaughter Giants! First Giant shut-out at home since 1995!

Okay, but let's not tell Pharmboy... it might unsettle him--

[GeronL]

Vikings did good. Goof enough.

[Bender2]

Bailey hits it... again! Boys 6-3--

[Impy]

Bears recap whether Pete wants it or not brought to you by Impy.

Won, in the playoffs at least until tomorrow night (Let’s go Flacco!). Cutler pretty good except for 2 extremely homosexual interceptions in the first half (I was looking into stealing a fighter jet so I could get to Cle in time to punch Trestman in the back of the head for not starting McCown), one in the end zone that lead to a CLE FG and one which was a Matt Schaub special. Bears TE also had a fumble returned 51 yards for a score. I hope Cutler got the rust off, Eagles will be harder. Alshon Jeffrey. Alshon Jeffrey.

Bears D good against bad Browns O (2 ints, 1 pick six) except for 1)Getting raped on a drive by the wildcat right after scoring on that pick 6 2)Getting raped by the Browns hurry up at the end of the game while the Bears where up 2 TDs.

IMO Browns scored exactly zero points that were not the result of Bears phuckupz.

Darkangel, I’m sorry. Jason Campbell, I know that pain.

Falcons beat foreskins. Colts crush Wade Phillip’s 2-14 Texans, #1 pick pretty much locked up.

PATS LOSE, PATS LOSE. Denver back in the 1 seed.

Viqueens have the best win of the season over the Eagles (and they didn’t even have AP). They could have been in this NFC North race if they had went with Matt Cassell from the beginning over Zoroastrian Ponder.

Giants (Pygmies?) SHUT out at home, weren’t they already shut out this year, in Carolina? LOL.

Niners win. Jags fall to Bills. :( :( It was a fun ride.

[Bender2]

Re: Colts crush Wade Phillip’s 2-14 Texans, #1 pick pretty much locked up.

Well, that's where Johnny Football needs to go... since Jerry won't get a shot at him--

[GeronL]

HUZZAH

[dfwgator]

Suddenly Cowboys are in the driver’s seat.

They win today and next week, and Philly loses to Chicago, they’ll wrap up the division and can rest their starters against the Iggles.

[Bender2]

Re: Suddenly Cowboys are in the driver’s seat.

Gadzooks! Don't even say that out loud... 'cause that's what they said last Monday night in Chi-Town?

[Impy]

Sounds like he wants to come out, he bemoaned that College players don’t get some $$$$$$$$$$$.

And overrated Teddy Bridgewater may stay in school.

[Bender2]

Bailey three... for three!

[big'ol_freeper]

[Bender2]

I don't want... Johnny Football playing outside Texas!!!!!!!!!

But it looks like... he probably will--

[Bender2]

Re:

Been in the Lades Room... I see--

Yes, that Jerry Jones fresco of me... is something else... isn't it?

Oh, that look... is from the interception, eh--

And Bailey going four... for four!

[GeronL]

how was that not a penalty?

dang refs

[GeronL]

If the Cowboys are “in the drivers seat” it usually leads to a crash

[dfwgator]

Dang here go the Rams again wiping out a good team. What a Jekyll and Hyde team.

[campaignPete R-CT]

UPDATE! TIEBREAKERS

NFC WILDCARD	PHIL	DAL	DET	CHI	CAR	SAN FRAN	ARIZ
PHIL	XXX	-	PHIL-1	TBD-1	PHIL-3	XXX	PHIL-1,3
DAL	DAL-1	XXX	-	-	DAL-3	XXX	DAL-3
DET	-	DET-1	XXX	DET-1	TBD-3	XXX	-
CHI	TBD-1	CHI-1	-	-	-	-	-
CAR	-	-	TBD-3	CAR-3	-	CAR-1	-
SAN FRAN	XXX	XXX	XXX	SF-3	-	XXX	SF-2
ARIZ	-	-	ARIZ-1	ARIZ-4	ARIZ-1	-	-

1- ...HEAD-TO-HEAD
2- ...DIV REC
3- ...CONF REC
4- ...COMMON GAMES
XXX = no tie is possible.
TBD tiebreakers (to be determined) were explained in detail in week14 thread ... and later in this thread

[dfwgator]

True.

Can they rise up and beat the Deadskins next week, or will they play down to their level?

I like the Bears’ chances against the Iggles.