[EveningStar]

This is posted all over the Internet, either as a graphic, or a list, but this site offers it as a pull-down selection kit. :)

[EveningStar]

ping

[Dysart]

♥Beware my sting thou craven rump-fed maggot-pie.♥

I will tuck this away for future use. I do love Evernote.

[MUDDOG]

Trouble him not; his wits are gone.

[Publius]

“Fie, fie upon thee!”

[Ray76]

Hours of fun!

[IYAS9YAS]

Not Shakespearean, but one of my favorite put downs: You, sir, (or ma’am) are the soiled diaper on the parking lot of life.

[Vaquero]

You can’t really appreciate Shakespeare it until you’ve read it in the original Klingon.

“Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war”

[lonevoice]

bkmrk

[Thumper1960]

No Bard, but.......
“if brains were gas, you couldn’t power an ant go-kart around the inside of a cheeri-o” gets the message across.

[martin_fierro]

“Be not deaf, thou lumpish beef-witted giglet!”

Oh yeah. Some chick will feel my wrath come Monday.

[camle]

still hard to beat: “you filthy piece of distended rectum”

[Fzob]

http://ergofabulous.org/luther/?

[KarlInOhio]

Bathe thyself, thou dissembling codpiece-sniffing mumble-news.

I'm ready if I ever see Chris Matthews after another romance of Obama.

[Domestic Church]

Get thee hence thou gleeking knotty-pated moldwarp.

[MrsEmmaPeel]

I've always loved the Earl of Worcester's put down to King Henry IV (which was not well received by the King)

Worcester: Our house, my sovereign liege, little deserves
The scourge of greatness to be used on it;

King Henry IV, part 1, Scene III

[Jim Noble]

I like bed-presser, myself.

[JoeRed]

Love it. Hope someone develops a phone app of this.