Shakespeare Insult Kit

Pete Levin ^ | Unknown

[EveningStar]

Ye Olde Official Shakespearean Insult Kit

Hello friends. Are you weary of giving voice to the same tired old invectives when boorish rubes intrude upon your serenity? Don't you wish you could inveigh your enemy with a genuinely classic put-down?

Well, now you can. With this handy-dandy SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT KIT, you can have the spleen of The Bard at your disposal!

The next time someone cuts you off in traffic, or a clerk behaves rudely, stun them with your lexicographical command of vituperation.

Combine one selection from each of the four pull-down lists below, and impale your unsuspecting foe.

[EveningStar]

This is posted all over the Internet, either as a graphic, or a list, but this site offers it as a pull-down selection kit. :)

[EveningStar]

ping

[Dysart]

♥Beware my sting thou craven rump-fed maggot-pie.♥

I will tuck this away for future use. I do love Evernote.

[MUDDOG]

Trouble him not; his wits are gone.

[Publius]

“Fie, fie upon thee!”

[Ray76]

Hours of fun!

[IYAS9YAS]

Not Shakespearean, but one of my favorite put downs: You, sir, (or ma’am) are the soiled diaper on the parking lot of life.

[Vaquero]

You can’t really appreciate Shakespeare it until you’ve read it in the original Klingon.

“Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war”

[lonevoice]

bkmrk

[Thumper1960]

No Bard, but.......
“if brains were gas, you couldn’t power an ant go-kart around the inside of a cheeri-o” gets the message across.

[martin_fierro]

“Be not deaf, thou lumpish beef-witted giglet!”

Oh yeah. Some chick will feel my wrath come Monday.

[camle]

still hard to beat: “you filthy piece of distended rectum”

[Fzob]

http://ergofabulous.org/luther/?

[EveningStar]

Thanks! :)

[KarlInOhio]

Bathe thyself, thou dissembling codpiece-sniffing mumble-news.

I'm ready if I ever see Chris Matthews after another romance of Obama.

[Stonewall Jackson]

I saw this at Barnes and Noble a few weeks ago and paged through it. I ended up laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face.

[S.O.S121.500]

May your mother run from beneath the porch and bite you........

[Domestic Church]

Get thee hence thou gleeking knotty-pated moldwarp.

[Patton@Bastogne]

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Star Trek -- The Undiscovered Country -- "Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of War - (click)



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[Patton@Bastogne]

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Merchant of Venice -- Act IV -- "Fie, Fie Upon Your Law" - (click)



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