Posted on 12/08/2013 2:43:58 PM PST by EveningStar
Ye Olde Official Shakespearean Insult Kit
Hello friends. Are you weary of giving voice to the same tired old invectives when boorish rubes intrude upon your serenity? Don't you wish you could inveigh your enemy with a genuinely classic put-down?
Well, now you can. With this handy-dandy SHAKESPEAREAN INSULT KIT, you can have the spleen of The Bard at your disposal!
The next time someone cuts you off in traffic, or a clerk behaves rudely, stun them with your lexicographical command of vituperation.
Combine one selection from each of the four pull-down lists below, and impale your unsuspecting foe.
(Excerpt) Read more at petelevin.com ...
Worcester: Our house, my sovereign liege, little deserves
The scourge of greatness to be used on it;
King Henry IV, part 1, Scene III
With complete disrespect to Al Gore...
“Eat my knickers thou beslubbering beef-witted boar-pig!
I like bed-presser, myself.
Love it. Hope someone develops a phone app of this.
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