Obama Administration Announces Nationwide Muslim Outreach Program For Children Grades K-12 (Satire)

Conservative Frontline ^ | December 7, 2013 | Staff

[Twotone]

Washington, DC — At a press conference today, President Obama announced plans for the first ever federally funded Muslim outreach program. The program will be available nationwide for all elementary school students grade K-12 beginning February 1st, 2014. The program is designed to educate children about the fundamentals of the Muslim religion and Islamic belief.

[Twotone]

“These classes are not mandatory but children can use them as extra credit towards other classes. For example, if Becky has a D+ in math she can take a three week after-school class on the Qur’an and now Sally has an A in Math. That’s a win-win for everyone!”

Except for the fact that Becky didn't learn MATH!

[The Working Man]

Please tell me this isn’t satire!

[Yorlik803]

If I had a kid in school there would be no way in Gods green Earth he/she would attend a class like this.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Does anyone still doubt his true identity ?

[The Working Man]

Sorry... I meant Please tell me this IS satire!

[mulligan]

This is sick.

[sr4402]

The program is designed to educate children about the fundamentals of the Muslim religion and Islamic belief.

Imagine if it was the Fundamentals of the Christian religion, what an out-roar there would be! Therefore they can't teach the fundamentals of Islam as well or we are promoting religion in violation of the first amendment.

[yldstrk]

if true, blatantly illegal

[Thorliveshere]

Is there any doubt anymore that this guy IS a muslim? Any doubt at all?

[Lee'sGhost]

And of course it was announced on December 7th.

History repeats itself.

[Happy Rain]

To be taught concurrently with the Christian Outreach Program of course.

[M Kehoe]

Where is 0bama going to get the money for this? From his stash?

5.56mm

[nhwingut]

Clearly satire.

[EagleUSA]

The really sad part of this is the public WAS WARNED ABOUT THIS GUY many times BEFORE he was elected the first time.

Nobody listened and you (should) know the rest. People get the government they deserve...and half of the electorate did.

[Apple Pan Dowdy]

see article at: teapartyorg.ning.com

[ExCTCitizen]

Dear Great Leader O, just wondering does those TERRORIST LOVING nations have a Christian outreach for their K-12 students?

O you are a TERRORIST LOVING, America hating Muslim MARXIST.

[Fresh Wind]

You don’t need math to sign up for an EBT card.

[My hearts in London - Everett]

One of the comments says that the phone number at the bottom of the page or of the article is for Westboro Church.

[Artie]

I thought NASA had been tasked with this crap. Besides, wouldn’t this be a blatant church and state issue? Where are the defenders of this country? Not in DC

[Real Cynic No More]

How is spending federal dollars on such a program not a violation of the First Constitutional Amendment?