Posted on 11/30/2013 7:36:57 PM PST by garjog
"What if buying coffee was like buying health insurance?"
(Excerpt) Read more at realclearpolitics.com ...
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It would be a nasty brew, burnt, like Starbucks!
(At least the undeath panel part...)
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guncare.
we have a second amendment. what if the government said every citizen needed to buy a gun. take it from there.
See video. Well worth it.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/11/28/coffeecare_the_affordable_coffee_act.html
Everyone has to buy a gun .You can only buy one. You can choose a $3,000 single action .38 (the CCO {Chicago Community Organizer}), a $4,000 double barrel 12 ga. coach gun (the Biden Speshul), a $4,500 single shot .22 (the Kerry Squirrel Gun) or a $10,000 bolt action 30.30 (the Deer In the Headlights Pelozi/Reid Hunting Rifle {families only Cadillac plan}).
Ammunition is $100 per round 20 rds per year maximum. If you don't buy one an IRS agent will come around and slit a tire on your car. The second year two tires and all four tires every year after that.
Someone posted something along the lines of “affordable car act” in California, which is real. You can get a free car — no limit on the price. I don’t remember the title of the article, but it was for real.
Oh, here it is — and there was another article posted also:
Agency pushing new-car plan for poor
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3096835/posts
I just posted your article link in this thread — forgot to ping you, sorry.
If you like your black coffee you can keep your black coffee.
I hate coffee and never willingly consume it. I don’t have to use coffee care, right?....right?
But imagine its features include:
* caffeinated coffee will be xtra xtra pricey...
* And if you like your coffee brand, you can keep it (thereby you won't absolutely need to buy the new govt. coffee brand if you don't want to...until you realize most of the old coffee brands have been swallowed up by the new govt coffee shark)
* Those who REGULARLY drink beyond 6 cups of coffee per day -- the coffee drinkers who like it "smoking" hot -- will be penalized a coffee tax premium that will make it too unaffordable to continue receiving CoffeeCare...hence, without CoffeeCare, there's no Caffeine treatment Care available to you to help you stop this addiction...And, so, as the most extreme users inevitably receive CoffeeCare help minus a CoffeeCare plan, the taxpayers will wind up footing the bill, anyway!
* All of the Starbucks drive-thrus were confiscated by CoffeeCare Govt. Inc. This was done to make "sign-ups" user-friendly and quick. A touch-pad menu screen that takes you "up to weeks/months" to complete ... if it works...when it works ... "speeds" up the process. If the touch-pad menu continues to malfunction, there's CoffeeCare "navigators" inside each Starbucks store. They will guide you thru the process of recognizing your options; and then they will hand you off to "hard copy" cashiers who will input the gobs of data you just gave...all while the queu stretches out the door and around each neighborhood. If you choose to leave the line, that line only eventually gets longer when you return. And when you do return, the drive-thru lanes are even worse in causing a spillover traffic snafu whereever Starbucks are up. But don't worry, these drive-thrus are open 24-7...except for when they have to shut down the touch pad menus for maintenance...which has happened more than you think.
Drats!
New logo for Barack Brew.
” “affordable car act” in California,
“ http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3096835/posts
I went to the link. Amazing. Free cars for the poor.
We have lost it as a country.
Do we have any hope?
Oh, you’ve got to watch the 2 minute clip. It isn’t just silliness. It really communicates how bad Obama**** is.
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2013/11/28/coffeecare_the_affordable_coffee_act.html
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