I, for one, must see evidence of the niblets groped by the Santa Letch.
When I was a kid, all the elfs were young kids, 8 or 9 yrs old. Now they are 18 year old girls?
Picture of elf? Just to see if Santa gets hell from the Mrs’s when he gets back to the NP.
Unless she can show a bruise, there is not enough evidence. The other lady’s comments are really not enough to corroborate what the elf is saying. It’s really still just one witness, as in, “he said, she said”.
When I played a too tall Santa at Nashville’s Church Street Center I resisted the temptation to pinch the girl elf but I did scold one for refusing to wear her antler headband.
Ho, ho, ho indeed.
Was this done on purpose? Ordering Santa to appear in court on Christmas Eve?
Maybe Santa was just looking for a little hoe,hoe,hoe!
Maybe Santa was just looking for a little hoe,hoe,hoe!
In the old days Santa used to be satisfied with cookies and a glass of milk.
You smell like beef and cheese!!!
I always figured Santa had his own way with the elves. After all, up in the North Pole, where can you file a sexual harassment complaint!
a felony out of pinching? seems a little over the top.
Laraine Newman: I’m next!
Dan Aykroyd: [ laughing ] Are you sure you want to do this?
Laraine Newman: Sure! You know, I mean it’s crazy, this time of year does something to me, I feel like a little kid!
Dan Aykroyd: Make it quick, though - we’ve got a lot of shopping to do.
Laraine Newman: Oh, don’t be such a Scrooge. Where’s your spirit?
[ little girl steps off Santa’s lap and heads off ]
Mall Santa: Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas, everybody!
Laraine Newman: I’ll only be a minute.
Dan Aykroyd: Sure.
[ as Laraine steps up to Santa Claus, she unrolls some toilet paper which she proceeds to place around his lap ]
Dan Aykroyd: Hey, wait a minute! What are you doing?
Laraine Newman: Relax! I said I’ll only be a minute..
Dan Aykroyd: What is this?
Laraine Newman: It’s for protection.
Dan Aykroyd: Toilet tissue?! You mean, you haven’t heard of Santi-Wrap? [ holds up red and green colored toilet seat protection sheet ] Sure.. Santi-Wrap - the colorful, decorative and hygienic way to protect yourself from germs carried by the likes of a part-time Santa Claus.
Mall Santa: [ drinking from a bottle of alcohol ] Ho ho ho..
Dan Aykroyd: Look, he’s so jolly, he’s smart, he knows if you’ve been sleeping - but do you know where he’s been sleeping?
Laraine Newman: [ sits up with a stir ] Oh, my goodness!
Dan Aykroyd: That’s just it, Look, Laraine - I love Santa just as much as anybody else, but, December 26th, Noel over here goes back to the Y.
Mall Santa: [ drinking from a bottle of alcohol ] Ho ho ho..
Laraine Newman: But won’t toilet paper protect me?
Dan Aykroyd: Two-ply? Never. Not these germs. Let me show you.
[ show image of Santa’s bare leg ]
Dan Aykroyd: This is a picture of Santa’s leg. Seems normal. But look at the same picture magnified under a microscope.
[ show circular close-up of tiny little men sitting on a street corner, with little hairs surrounding the lens ]
Laraine Newman: Are those Santa’s helpers?
Dan Aykroyd: Yes, those are Santa’s helpers. And they’re communicable. Now, will you stop using the two-ply?
Laraine Newman: What a fool I’ve been! [ replaces her toilet paper with one Santi-Wrap sheet and sits ] Okay.. I want a car, and a refigerator, and -
Dan Aykroyd: Use Santi-Wrap, and I promise you won’t get one tick.. from jolly St. Nick.
Mall Santa: [ drinking from a bottle of alcohol ] Ho ho ho.. ho.. ho ho..