To: nickcarraway
2 posted on
11/09/2013 7:52:05 PM PST by
GeronL
To: nickcarraway
Heh! Shades of 5th Grade.
3 posted on
11/09/2013 7:56:37 PM PST by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(Great vid by ShorelineMike! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOZjJk6nbD4&feature=plcp)
To: nickcarraway
Those 'Ashley' beotches, be they male or female, will get to you at least ONCE in your lifetime!
4 posted on
11/09/2013 7:57:19 PM PST by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
To: nickcarraway
5 posted on
11/09/2013 7:57:52 PM PST by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: nickcarraway; Revolting cat!
That’s the same message my friend received last month on plentyofish.
“I’m with someone BUT...”
To: nickcarraway
7 posted on
11/09/2013 7:58:24 PM PST by
dfwgator
To: nickcarraway
Han: She expressed her true feelings for me.
Leia: My...! Why, you stuck up,... half-witted... scruffy-looking ...nerf-herder!
Han: Who’s scruffy-looking?
To: nickcarraway
I’m glad to see that “Ashely” is planning ahead.
12 posted on
11/09/2013 8:02:34 PM PST by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is DOMESTIC ENEMY #1!)
To: nickcarraway
Teach the kid that if you don’t get turned down a hundred times a night you aint trying hard enough.Cute enough.
14 posted on
11/09/2013 8:04:56 PM PST by
HANG THE EXPENSE
(Life's tough.It's tougher when you're stupid.)
To: nickcarraway
Hope springs eternal?
Hey if she keeps true to form he’ll have her for a month or two as well. So now he can roughly schedule it. Get enough girls like that and he’ll have a full calendar. For the girl it’s also rotating boyfriends. Hey they should all use Microsoft Project.
21 posted on
11/09/2013 8:41:36 PM PST by
HiTech RedNeck
(The Lion of Judah will roar again if you give him a big hug and a cheer and mean it. See my page.)
To: nickcarraway
Hey, Kyle! Did you hear Ashely is breaking up with you next month? You might want to move her date up.
22 posted on
11/09/2013 8:43:43 PM PST by
bgill
(This reply was mined before it was posted.)
To: nickcarraway
Boys hear "no" a million times.
Young men hear "no" depending on how much money they have.
Middle aged men always hear "no" unless they pay the price to the splayed female...who hands it over to her pimp.
Old men don't hear "no" because they stop asking.
To: nickcarraway
I’ve heard they don’t teach cursive writing any longer. My rejections were always nicely written.
26 posted on
11/09/2013 9:09:16 PM PST by
WilliamofCarmichael
(If modern America's Man on Horseback is out there, Get on the damn horse already!)
To: nickcarraway
I started to feel sorry for Kyle ... then I realized he was the lucky one. ;-)
29 posted on
11/09/2013 9:28:15 PM PST by
TigersEye
(Stupid is a Progressive disease.)
To: nickcarraway
Her name was Ashley...Her name shoulda been Susan...
as in Lazy Susan...
NEXT! (BOY) Monday
NEXT! (BOY) Tuesday
NEXT! (BOY) Wesday
NEXT! (BOY) Thursday
NEXT! (BOY) Friday
NEXT! (BOY) Saturday
Church Never on Sunday!
31 posted on
11/09/2013 10:19:33 PM PST by
skinkinthegrass
(who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
To: nickcarraway
What grade was this? Bad spelling and grammar already. lol He spells Ashley as Ashely and she says "your my next" instead of "you're my next". Sorry, I'm a stickler for grammar and spelling. Can't help it.
37 posted on
11/09/2013 11:31:11 PM PST by
ASouthernGrl
(BHO sucks - literally or metaphorically, you decide.)
To: nickcarraway
Priceless! That made my day.
To: nickcarraway
The nicest turn-down I ever got:
“Me not like American men. Too hairy.”
44 posted on
11/10/2013 6:11:35 AM PST by
Peet
(Oderint dum metuant)
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