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Fake South Florida butt doctor going to prison
UPI ^
| October 24, 2013
| Evan Bleier
Posted on 10/24/2013 3:45:27 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
(UPI) --Fake South Florida butt doctor Ron Oneal Morris pleaded guilty to one count of practicing healthcare without a license and was sentenced to 336 days in state prison.
Morris was accused of injecting “super glue” and Fix-A-Flat into the buttocks of women in order to help give them curvier figures. Morris, who was born a man but identifies as a woman, will begin serving her sentence on January 7, 2014.
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KEYWORDS: buttdoctor; butts; fixaflat; florida; healthcare; rononealmorris; superglue
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OnealCare
To: ConservativeStatement
LMAO. Any woman who would go to a Fake Doctor who doesn’t even know its gender deserves to be filled with Fix-a-flat.
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posted on
10/24/2013 3:47:52 PM PDT
by
Venturer
(Keep Obama and you aint seen nothing yet.)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
10/24/2013 3:48:37 PM PDT
by
MaxMax
(Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
To: ConservativeStatement
What’s the problem? Seems as if “fix-a-flat” would be the ideal treatment for flat butts.
To: ConservativeStatement
If the fix-a-flat gave them a curvier rear end, it sounds like service rendered for service paid: you get what you pay for.
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posted on
10/24/2013 3:49:52 PM PDT
by
Repeat Offender
(What good are conservative principles if we don't stand by them?)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
10/24/2013 3:50:20 PM PDT
by
MaxMax
(Pay Attention and you'll be pissed off too! FIRE BOEHNER, NOW!)
To: ConservativeStatement
Those prison inmates will do some real surgery on the fake doctor’s butt.
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posted on
10/24/2013 3:51:19 PM PDT
by
Q-ManRN
(Progressivism is regressive!)
To: ConservativeStatement
Ron "Fix-A-Flat" Morris .. (from better days)
And a current photo
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posted on
10/24/2013 3:51:36 PM PDT
by
Bobalu
(Bobo the Wonder Marxist leads Operation Rodeo Clown against Syria)
To: ConservativeStatement
Morris was accused of injecting “super glue” and Fix-A-Flat into the buttocks of women in order to help give them curvier figuresOn a positive note, if any of these women sit on a nail, the wound will immediately be sealed.
To: Bobalu
I see he does his own work.
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posted on
10/24/2013 3:54:18 PM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
To: ConservativeStatement
That doctor really made an ass out of a lot of women.
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posted on
10/24/2013 3:55:21 PM PDT
by
Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America
(If Americans were as concerned for their country as Egyptians are, Obama would be ousted!)
To: Repeat Offender
So, he’s the doctor who worked on Michelle Obama!
To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
Yeah, but the trucking industry is complaining about shortages of fix-a-flat.
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posted on
10/24/2013 3:58:58 PM PDT
by
Repeat Offender
(What good are conservative principles if we don't stand by them?)
To: GreenHornet
Excellent point.
There was a time a half-century ago when that would have helped me, as well.
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posted on
10/24/2013 4:03:26 PM PDT
by
DuncanWaring
(The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Valve stems and balancing not included. However, you can bring your ass in every 10,000 miles for a free buttock rotation.
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posted on
10/24/2013 4:23:40 PM PDT
by
Attention Surplus Disorder
(At no time was the Obama administration aware of what the Obama administration was doing)
To: ConservativeStatement
Morris was accused of injecting “super glue” and Fix-A-Flat into the buttocks of women in order to help give them curvier figures. Morris, who was born a man but identifies as a woman, will begin serving her sentence on January 7, 2014. Is Morris going to a Men's or Women's prison?
If it's a Men's prison, he/she/it had better watch out for Butt injections target at himself/herself/itself!
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posted on
10/24/2013 4:25:04 PM PDT
by
Col Freeper
(FR: A smorgasbord of Conservative Mindfood - dig in and enjoy it!)
To: ConservativeStatement
Fake South Florida Butt Doctors. Good name for a musical group.
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posted on
10/24/2013 4:32:25 PM PDT
by
Jeff Chandler
(Shut up he explained.)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
10/24/2013 4:48:08 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
To: Obama_Is_Sabotaging_America
Entries, so to speak, in medical books for colonoscopies are probably entertaining.
To: SWAMPSNIPER
Please tell me that’s photoshopped!
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posted on
10/24/2013 5:03:13 PM PDT
by
Flick Lives
(The U.S. is dead to me.)
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