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Slushie Machine Wonders What It Ever Did To Naked Woman Attacking It At Gas Station
The Consumerist ^
| October 8, 2013
| Mary Beth Quirk
Posted on 10/09/2013 8:27:02 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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No, not Florida - Massachusetts.
[Thanks to Gefn for the link!]
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
In a red state, that Slushie machine could have defended itself.
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posted on
10/09/2013 8:28:09 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Slushie machine was cheating on her. He was seen hanging out with the soft-serve ice cream dispenser.
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posted on
10/09/2013 8:30:44 PM PDT
by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: Slings and Arrows
Took off her clothes to throw her tantrum? Definitely a liberal Obama supporter.
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posted on
10/09/2013 8:31:25 PM PDT
by
FlingWingFlyer
(The DemocRAT Pahtay! Spending our grandchildren's future, today!)
To: Kirkwood
I’ve also heard whispers that it was seeing the soda machine...
To: Slings and Arrows
It was brain freeze! Drinking her Slushie to fast gave her brain freeze rendering her mentally unstable, so it is understandable as to why she attacked the source of her pain. Stop the brain freeze, outlaw Slushies now!
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posted on
10/09/2013 8:33:04 PM PDT
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: Mastador1
We need sensible slushie machine control.
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posted on
10/09/2013 8:35:48 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Army Air Corps
We need sensible slushie machine control.
Oh, sensible you say, OK I’ll take a liberals sensible take on that. Slushie machines are causing uncontrolled brain freeze all across the nation, they must be banned now for the good of the children. Ban assault slushies now!
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posted on
10/09/2013 8:42:18 PM PDT
by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: Mastador1
> It was brain freeze! Drinking her Slushie to fast gave her brain freeze rendering her mentally unstable, so it is understandable as to why she attacked the source of her pain. Stop the brain freeze, outlaw Slushies now!
Impossible if it was a liberal
To: Darksheare; Borax Queen
Darks,
I know you are somehow involved. Just don't do it again in Arizona......
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posted on
10/09/2013 8:45:14 PM PDT
by
Lakeshark
(Mr Reid, tear down this law!)
To: Slings and Arrows
“SLUSHIE machine”!!! Oh. I thought it was Sluty Machine. I HATE competition.
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posted on
10/09/2013 8:45:22 PM PDT
by
21twelve
("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Need to see a photo to determine guilt.
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posted on
10/09/2013 8:46:36 PM PDT
by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: Slings and Arrows
bath salts I’m assuming...poor children....
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posted on
10/09/2013 8:47:45 PM PDT
by
cherry
(.in the time of universal deceit, telling the truth is revolutionary.....)
To: Army Air Corps
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posted on
10/09/2013 8:47:46 PM PDT
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: Slings and Arrows
If we had tighter gun control and 0bamacare tragedies like this would be avoided.
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posted on
10/09/2013 8:49:26 PM PDT
by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: Slings and Arrows
Naked woman, 26, attacks slushie machine while her two children, AGES 11 AND 8 wait in the car.
She’s made some good choices in her life, this one...
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posted on
10/09/2013 8:53:19 PM PDT
by
bolobaby
To: bolobaby
"Naked woman, 26, attacks slushie machine while her two children, AGES 11 AND 8 wait in the car....She’s made some good choices in her life, this one..." I don't know. I'd need to see a picture of the car...
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posted on
10/09/2013 8:57:02 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: bolobaby
Well, do some math, if she’s 26 And has an 11 year old, she got started early in life...................
To: Mastador1
I’ll bet that the slushie machine had a high capacity dispenser nozzle.
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posted on
10/09/2013 9:08:05 PM PDT
by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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