No, not Florida - Massachusetts.
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
In a red state, that Slushie machine could have defended itself.
2 posted on
10/09/2013 8:28:09 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Slushie machine was cheating on her. He was seen hanging out with the soft-serve ice cream dispenser.
3 posted on
10/09/2013 8:30:44 PM PDT by
Kirkwood
(Zombie Hunter)
To: Slings and Arrows
Took off her clothes to throw her tantrum? Definitely a liberal Obama supporter.
4 posted on
10/09/2013 8:31:25 PM PDT by
FlingWingFlyer
(The DemocRAT Pahtay! Spending our grandchildren's future, today!)
To: Slings and Arrows
It was brain freeze! Drinking her Slushie to fast gave her brain freeze rendering her mentally unstable, so it is understandable as to why she attacked the source of her pain. Stop the brain freeze, outlaw Slushies now!
6 posted on
10/09/2013 8:33:04 PM PDT by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Darksheare; Borax Queen
Darks,
I know you are somehow involved. Just don't do it again in Arizona......
11 posted on
10/09/2013 8:45:14 PM PDT by
Lakeshark
(Mr Reid, tear down this law!)
To: Slings and Arrows
Need to see a photo to determine guilt.
13 posted on
10/09/2013 8:46:36 PM PDT by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: Slings and Arrows
bath salts I’m assuming...poor children....
14 posted on
10/09/2013 8:47:45 PM PDT by
cherry
(.in the time of universal deceit, telling the truth is revolutionary.....)
To: Slings and Arrows
If we had tighter gun control and 0bamacare tragedies like this would be avoided.
16 posted on
10/09/2013 8:49:26 PM PDT by
ViLaLuz
(2 Chronicles 7:14)
To: Slings and Arrows
Naked woman, 26, attacks slushie machine while her two children, AGES 11 AND 8 wait in the car.
She’s made some good choices in her life, this one...
17 posted on
10/09/2013 8:53:19 PM PDT by
bolobaby
To: Slings and Arrows
“...her behavior could indicate PCP...”
Ya think?
To: Slings and Arrows
From watching the teevee station anchor, I learned that in Massachusetts, Liberal Intellectual Capital of the Whole World, and Home of John Kerry...
“Holyoke” (HO-lee-OAK) is ACTUALLY pronounced “ho-yo”. With kind of a lazy slur.
Who’da thunk it?
22 posted on
10/09/2013 9:35:00 PM PDT by
Nervous Tick
(Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)
To: Slings and Arrows
If taking off your clothes is considered violent, you might not be good looking.
23 posted on
10/09/2013 9:36:36 PM PDT by
GeronL
To: Slings and Arrows; KC_Lion; Revolting cat!; Daffynition
when police say a woman took off all her clothing in a violent attack on the machineYo Momma's so ugly, she took off her clothes and got arrested for violent assault on a slurpee machine!!
24 posted on
10/09/2013 9:37:46 PM PDT by
GeronL
To: Slings and Arrows
Considering what we’ve seen in the past, this thread is not useless without pictures.
30 posted on
10/09/2013 11:21:53 PM PDT by
metmom
( ...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of faith....)
To: Slings and Arrows
I keep thinking of that really old episode of the Simpsons where Bart and Milhouse go on a bender after drinking an all sugar slushie.
http://youtu.be/61kHpmenkT8
Maybe that was her problem? In the wisdom of Bart “A man on a squishee bender csn sure do some strange things”.
32 posted on
10/10/2013 3:39:26 AM PDT by
Gefn
(More Cowbell)
To: Slings and Arrows
Further proof, as if we need it, that nothing good happens after 2 am.
33 posted on
10/10/2013 4:22:32 AM PDT by
verga
(Si hoc legere scis, nimium eruditionis)
To: Slings and Arrows
Never mind that.
What do I have to do to GET attacked by a naked woman???
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Daffynition; JoeProBono
"Mmmmmm. Chutney!"
To: Slings and Arrows
Almost sounds as if this story came out of East TN.
44 posted on
10/10/2013 12:54:46 PM PDT by
Rebelbase
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