...GPS. Unless he's planning to take a long, long, long trip... and ford a hell of a lot of bodies of water ... I'm not sure this is going to give him the directions he really needs.;
Turn signal. Does a dog looking to the left count as a turn signal?;
1 posted on
10/04/2013 12:07:49 PM PDT by
virgil283
To: virgil283
Guy I worked with (not a ghetto type) decades ago had the first ghetto repair I ever saw:
Trunk lock busted, so he just drilled and bolted on a gate hasp with padlock.
To: virgil283
I know a guy that actually wanted to do the heater/fireplace thing in an old econoline van.
Asphyxiation did not bother him, but when I pointed out that he wanted to build it over the gas tank, he finally scrapped the plan LOL
3 posted on
10/04/2013 12:14:09 PM PDT by
mylife
(Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
To: virgil283
The outer door lock and the AC window unit were awesome.
4 posted on
10/04/2013 12:15:14 PM PDT by
andyk
(I have sworn...eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.)
To: virgil283
You can see at least half of these in your typical Wal-Mart parking lot.
6 posted on
10/04/2013 12:17:18 PM PDT by
fwdude
( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
To: virgil283
7 posted on
10/04/2013 12:22:09 PM PDT by
outofsalt
("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
To: virgil283
9 posted on
10/04/2013 12:24:48 PM PDT by
Alex Murphy
(Just a common, ordinary, simple savior of America's destiny.)
To: virgil283
Not unique. Did this in 1966 using a tennis ball container ...
... and a couple of hose clamps.
12 posted on
10/04/2013 12:29:48 PM PDT by
oh8eleven
(RVN '67-'68)
To: virgil283
Here's my all time favorite. It's a new vehicle produced by AfghaniMotorWerks...
As an international company, AMW is also making a mass transport/camper vehicle for Kenya ("The Obama"...very popular)...
16 posted on
10/04/2013 12:35:46 PM PDT by
RoosterRedux
(The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing -- Socrates)
To: virgil283
I drove an Opel Kadet about 25 miles without a fuel pump once. Taped a 2-liter bottle of gas to the radio antenna, and ran a length of 1/4" fuel line from that to the carb.
Had to stop twice to disassemble it, use the fuel line to siphon gas out of the tank to refill the bottle, and then put it back together, but it got me home.
18 posted on
10/04/2013 12:41:09 PM PDT by
tacticalogic
("Oh, bother!" said Pooh, as he chambered his last round.)
To: virgil283
I have used a beer can to patch a hole in my exhaust myself.
19 posted on
10/04/2013 12:44:45 PM PDT by
Blood of Tyrants
(From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.)
To: virgil283
Don't knock the window air conditioner. Even billionaires want that.
21 posted on
10/04/2013 12:58:48 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Everyone get online for Obamacare on 10/1. Overload the system and crash it hard!)
To: virgil283
Meh. I’ve seen all of those before. And I’ve done some of them.
24 posted on
10/04/2013 1:02:52 PM PDT by
Clinging Bitterly
(R.I P. my old FRiend and neighbor Blackie Owens. Be ever vigilant!)
To: virgil283
26 posted on
10/04/2013 1:25:48 PM PDT by
TurboZamboni
(Marx smelled bad & lived with his parents most his life.)
To: virgil283
Had a 1971 Ford F-100 with the floorboards rusted out, the fix... when you lifted up the floor mats you saw STOP.
To: virgil283
SEE...Mad Magazine..
article.. Thunder Chicken..
32 posted on
10/04/2013 4:28:27 PM PDT by
joe fonebone
(a socialist is just a juvenile communist)
To: virgil283
Hand me the pliers ... they're in my trunk.
35 posted on
10/04/2013 5:23:19 PM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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