Posted on 10/03/2013 4:54:07 AM PDT by Bender2
Week 5 - THU, OCT 3
Buffalo at Cleveland
SUN, OCT 6
New Orleans at Chicago
New England at Cincinnati
Detroit at Green Bay
Kansas City at Tennessee
Seattle at Indianapolis
Jacksonville at St. Louis
Baltimore at Miami
Philadelphia at NY Giants
Carolina at Arizona
Denver at Dallas
Houston at San Francisco
San Diego at Oakland
MON, OCT 7
NY Jets at Atlanta
Bye: Minnesota, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Washington
(Excerpt) Read more at sports-ak.espn.go.com ...
I’ll start with the Beefaloes over the Downs.
--And for those of you... with an Enigma code machine, here is the original copy of big's Thursday night pick:
VXDXV DFDAF XAVVV FAVAF VVVVV ADGXV AXAFD GGXFX AFAVV
ADGDF VFAXV DVXXF DAVXG DVAAF XGDAD XVDVF AVAFV FDGAV
AFVXV DAXAF DGXDA FAFVA AADGV VVVXV VDDFV VGDVD AVVXD
Vhat-- Vhat? Dat says ve... are losing zee var!
Sorry, Adolf, but I did pick the Allies... to win in World War Two--
Make it a bacon cheeseburger and you’re on!
You didn't get points? Come on, the snappy uniforms, the great marching songs...
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Pffft.
The Chargers rarely fail to disappoint. Except when they surprise you!
Tomlin is not the problem. The players are. Unfortunately, Tomlin will be blamed and if the team doesn’t turn around, he will be shown the door.
Don’t be so hard on your Boys, Bender. Remember: The Seahawks were NOT supposed to win in Houston....but they DID!
It’s the NFL...ANYTHING can happen!
“On any Sunday...”
Ooooohhhhhhhh, hoagy, hoagy... hoagy--
You know-- You've been watching too much... bad sports film--
And we know that is bad. I tell you it is, so listen to me... Don't watch such crap--
'Cause you don't want to go... against me, do you?
I'd listen to him, hoagy, he's dangerous... He's played Jack Kevorkian , ya know--
Detroit’s on a roll. 4-0. The Packers are 1-2. I’ll take Detroit in that one, even at Lambo Field.
Well, to tell the truth, Bill, I didn't place my bet... until May 1st, 1945--
And that was pretty damn unique... as I wasn't born until the year 3000!
But vou knov, Bill, ve did dress better... And zee Führer? He... could dance zhe pants off Vinston Churchill!
Franz-- Vou are smoking hot! Zhen how en zee hell... are ve losing zee var?
Yeah you got a point
Least the LA Dodgers playing tonight
But Chargers and Raiders both sucks
The Halos over the Bruins
The Patriots over the Bangles
The Packers over the Lionesses
The Seaparakeets over the Folds
The Baltimorons over the Guppies
The Midgets over the Cheesesteaks
The Goats over the Jagworsts
The Indians over the Oilers
The Buzzards over the Punters
The Peytons over the Trailhands
The 69ers over the Texians
The Electricians over the Pirates
and
The Sparrows over the Cessnas
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If the Packers don’t SPANK the Lions in our own house - the Lions haven’t won at Lambeau Field for like eleventy-thousand YEARS...
...you will all be verbally abused by a White Girl, the likes of which you have never heard, LOL!
P.S. The Bears Still Suck.
I predict the EAGLES will be tied for the NFC East lead with the Cowgirls at the end of day Sunday.
But there is a team of sorts called the Iggles... in Philly--
Is that to whom... you are referring?
My humble apology. Yes, it is the IGGLES of whom I speak. I will be more observant in the future.
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