Posted on 10/01/2013 5:04:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz
No matter how HORRIFYINGLY PAINFULLY TRAGICALLY AWFUL it really is, it is a MILLION times worse. Then things get *really* tough. After that, HORRIBLE things happen, and then we REALLY get screwed. Immediately following that, the BOTTOM drops out and we are all DEAD, and THEN things get HARD! Once that happens, it signifies the TOTAL collapse of EVERYTHING, and that’s when the CATASTROPHE starts! It’s the sign of the end of EVERYTHING, but after that, comes the TRAGEDY. Then times get DIFFICULT, and things get WORSE, until it’s EXCRUCIATING, but that’s just the beginning, because after that it’s all PAIN. I died, then I died again, and it was TERRIBLE. Then things went KERFLOOEY! And there was SMOKE and BRIMSTONE and SULFUR as the DEAD ROSE FROM THEIR GRAVES. It was APPALLING and HORRIFIC and then things got CRAZY. The UNSPEAKABLE, GRUESOME reality is TOO MUCH TO BEAR! This VILE and HIDEOUS catastrophe is DEPLORABLY HORRIBLE and we shall ALL be CAPTURED and TORTURED and FORCED TO EAT INFANT EYEBALLS!!1!11
Sandia and Los Alamos National Labs sent notices to their employees to report to work as usual Tuesday, and in the event of a shutdown, they'll use unspent, or "carryover" funds from 2013 to continue operating for now.We probably have a week or two worth of carry-over funds to use before we'd shutdown, too.
I am heart broken that you have to ask. :))
Hey! Watch it buster!
Catastrophe ? Hell, it worse than that. It’s a full-on apostrophe.
Laz, Does that cat really look like that? If so that is the neatest kitty I have ever seen.I gotta find one like that.
You’re killin’ me
Pics or it didn’t happen.
(cocks head weirdly)
....no....
.....not YET.....
Of course the VERY FIRST PERSON TO DIE will be blamed on conservatives, republicans and Christians.
Too much.
To those of you out there who have hacking skills, this would be a great time to send viruses to the media and to hack into their computers. The media is the greatest enemy of America, to paraphrase Pat Caddell.
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Isn’t that the plot of World War Z?
“Damn you all...Damn you all the Hell!”
Actually no, the IRS is not shut down. My wife’s payroll company got letters and emails from the IRS that says they are still required, by law, to send in returns and payments as normal and they would be processed BUT refunds might not.
Uh, they can “bill”! It’s payment that is a problem! lol
OH Goody goody goody exploding suns... Tell me more stories that make me all goosebumpy..
Bwahahahahahahaha....I’ll give you the last word.
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