THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN IS AWFUL!!!1!1!!!

Source: The Pit of Hell ^ | October 1, 2013 -- THE END OF TIME | by Laz A. Mataz

[Lazamataz]

No matter how HORRIFYINGLY PAINFULLY TRAGICALLY AWFUL it really is, it is a MILLION times worse. Then things get *really* tough. After that, HORRIBLE things happen, and then we REALLY get screwed. Immediately following that, the BOTTOM drops out and we are all DEAD, and THEN things get HARD! Once that happens, it signifies the TOTAL collapse of EVERYTHING, and that’s when the CATASTROPHE starts! It’s the sign of the end of EVERYTHING, but after that, comes the TRAGEDY. Then times get DIFFICULT, and things get WORSE, until it’s EXCRUCIATING, but that’s just the beginning, because after that it’s all PAIN. I died, then I died again, and it was TERRIBLE. Then things went KERFLOOEY! And there was SMOKE and BRIMSTONE and SULFUR as the DEAD ROSE FROM THEIR GRAVES. It was APPALLING and HORRIFIC and then things got CRAZY. The UNSPEAKABLE, GRUESOME reality is TOO MUCH TO BEAR! This VILE and HIDEOUS catastrophe is DEPLORABLY HORRIBLE and we shall ALL be CAPTURED and TORTURED and FORCED TO EAT INFANT EYEBALLS!!1!11

[Rightly Biased]

I like pain can we get more pain...

I sure hope the minorities and children and women are hurt the worse.

[Lazamataz]

I, too, visited the capitol of the United States.

THIS is what *I* saw:

[N. Theknow]

The book WAS good. Agree about King’s TV adaptations, but “Under The Dome” was in a class by itself. It was easily the most stupid, all-around worst thing I have ever seen on TV, and the only thing it had in common with the book was a few characters and the dome itself....the writers made up their own story. We watched solely to laugh at it....it was prime “Mystery Science Theater 3000” material.

So, what turned out to actually have created/maintained the dome?

We had our own Mystery Science 3000 theater group for as long as we could take it and then found something else to watch. I have not read the book, so idle curiosity has set in since it finished.

[Lazamataz]

Look. Maybe YOU like pain, but I’m here to tell you: One more week of a shutdown, and the sun explodes.

[Guenevere]

No doubt a lot more likely than the first time you wrote this to me :^

[Lazamataz]

I never thought of that. I need to answer all those spam emails with my credit card info!!!

[Lazamataz]

I

LOVE

THAT

WOMAN

[Monkey Face]

Don’t be shy, Laz..tell us what you really think about the government shut-down...

[Kickass Conservative]

Live in Hopey Changey, die in despair.

[CatherineofAragon]

I’ll Freepmail you so I don’t spoil the ending for any readers of the book.

[Lazamataz]

Don’t be shy, Laz..tell us what you really think about the government shut-down...

It's mildly annoying.

[Monkey Face]

I kinda figured that...LOL!

So what dead wood doesn’t get the pay they don’t deserve anyway? Too bad Congress isn’t among the Shutdownees...

[madmomma]

Worry not, Brave Laz - the sun is going to explode anyway due to global warming.

[Lady Jag]

Please Support FR

[Conservative4Ever]

Have a great day doing whatever, completing it where ever and wearing whatever. :-)

[Conservative4Ever]

Ahhh Laz, you always leave me satisfied. :-)

[bmwcyle]

This is a good day to stop sniffing glue.

[Darksheare]

Think of the squirrels!
Lol.

[GeronL]

lolz

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“Ahhh Laz, you always leave me satisfied. :-)”

Waitaminute.... are you yet another “it” that Laz hit? ;)