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THE GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN IS AWFUL!!!1!1!!!
Source: The Pit of Hell ^
| October 1, 2013 -- THE END OF TIME
| by Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 10/01/2013 5:04:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz
No matter how HORRIFYINGLY PAINFULLY TRAGICALLY AWFUL it really is, it is a MILLION times worse. Then things get *really* tough. After that, HORRIBLE things happen, and then we REALLY get screwed. Immediately following that, the BOTTOM drops out and we are all DEAD, and THEN things get HARD! Once that happens, it signifies the TOTAL collapse of EVERYTHING, and thats when the CATASTROPHE starts! Its the sign of the end of EVERYTHING, but after that, comes the TRAGEDY. Then times get DIFFICULT, and things get WORSE, until its EXCRUCIATING, but thats just the beginning, because after that its all PAIN. I died, then I died again, and it was TERRIBLE. Then things went KERFLOOEY! And there was SMOKE and BRIMSTONE and SULFUR as the DEAD ROSE FROM THEIR GRAVES. It was APPALLING and HORRIFIC and then things got CRAZY. The UNSPEAKABLE, GRUESOME reality is TOO MUCH TO BEAR! This VILE and HIDEOUS catastrophe is DEPLORABLY HORRIBLE and we shall ALL be CAPTURED and TORTURED and FORCED TO EAT INFANT EYEBALLS!!1!11
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: 113th; govtshutdown; obamacare; obamaeconomy; obamajokes; obamalegacy; ohnoze; shutitdown; shutnado
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To: Lazamataz
If you are not part of the *essentials*, then what the hell good are ya...oh, but keep up the great writing here on FR. Just kidding...or am I.
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posted on
10/01/2013 9:04:21 AM PDT
by
Conservative4Ever
(A pox on the House of Apple and the ios7 horse they rode in on.)
To: fredhead
Not us in DoD......if this goes on too long Ill be filing for bankruptcy.Same here. And that kills any clearance you may have.
122
posted on
10/01/2013 9:08:13 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: Bloody Sam Roberts
123
posted on
10/01/2013 9:11:03 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
To: CatherineofAragon
In times such as these, I find reading Stephen King novels therapeutic. As bad as things get at least I don’t have to fight off vampires and the walls aren’t bleeding.
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posted on
10/01/2013 9:12:08 AM PDT
by
Conservative4Ever
(A pox on the House of Apple and the ios7 horse they rode in on.)
To: Conservative4Ever
Yeh, but do you ever feel like you are trapped under a dome?
125
posted on
10/01/2013 9:19:43 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
("The only thing worse than a knee-jerk liberal is a knee-pad conservative." ~ Edward Abbey)
To: Lazamataz
126
posted on
10/01/2013 9:20:42 AM PDT
by
Hoodat
(BENGHAZI - 4 KILLED, 2 MIA)
To: Lazamataz
Yesterday I was just mentioning to the wife and kid my first visit to the National Zoo, when I was six. The only thing I remember was the pandas being asleep and and a polar bear taking a big poop. Of course now I wouldn’t take my kids to that zoo because the dangerous animals aren’t in cages these days.
127
posted on
10/01/2013 9:24:33 AM PDT
by
USNBandit
(sarcasm engaged at all times)
To: Lazamataz
Somebody needs to photoshop Ted Cruz on a wrecking ball ala Miley Cyrus.
128
posted on
10/01/2013 9:26:16 AM PDT
by
USNBandit
(sarcasm engaged at all times)
To: Lazamataz
129
posted on
10/01/2013 9:28:09 AM PDT
by
St_Thomas_Aquinas
( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
To: Lazamataz
To: Conservative4Ever
I see your point. The devastation we face is grim indeed, but not THAT grim.
Just a word to the wise, though. If you find yourself wanting to delve into “Under The Dome”, go with the book. For heaven’s sake, steer clear of the TV adaptation, or you’ll hear tiny little screams as, one by one, your brain cells die.
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posted on
10/01/2013 9:30:53 AM PDT
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: CatherineofAragon
Hah..funny you should comment...just finished the book...enjoyed it. I steer clear of King’s movie adaptations...not nearly as good as the books.
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posted on
10/01/2013 9:34:42 AM PDT
by
Conservative4Ever
(A pox on the House of Apple and the ios7 horse they rode in on.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/01/2013 9:36:11 AM PDT
by
Conservative4Ever
(A pox on the House of Apple and the ios7 horse they rode in on.)
To: Lazamataz
I got a text from a friend who lives Near Washington D.C. and can see the District from his front porch.
His text is as follows: "Walked out on the porch this morning to drink my coffee and see this "Government Shutdown" firsthand. Unfortunately, Washington is still there..."
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posted on
10/01/2013 9:37:16 AM PDT
by
Mad Dawgg
(If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
To: Conservative4Ever
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posted on
10/01/2013 9:38:44 AM PDT
by
caww
To: Conservative4Ever
The book WAS good. Agree about King’s TV adaptations, but “Under The Dome” was in a class by itself. It was easily the most stupid, all-around worst thing I have ever seen on TV, and the only thing it had in common with the book was a few characters and the dome itself....the writers made up their own story. We watched solely to laugh at it....it was prime “Mystery Science Theater 3000” material.
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posted on
10/01/2013 9:41:12 AM PDT
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
To: Mad Dawgg
'The Capital Crescent Trail' ...Apparently a lot of bicyclists aren't letting a chain across the trail deter them and they're just going around it to continue to use the trail.
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posted on
10/01/2013 9:42:48 AM PDT
by
caww
To: Conservative4Ever
You are the 225th Satisfied Customer!
138
posted on
10/01/2013 9:44:20 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
To: caww
139
posted on
10/01/2013 9:44:54 AM PDT
by
caww
To: Conservative4Ever
If you are not part of the *essentials*, then what the hell good are ya...oh, but keep up the great writing here on FR. Just kidding...or am I.Well actually, I am essential... but not officially designated as such.
....also, while I did make you a Satisfied Customer, this wasn't to the level I consider 'pingworthy', so.... always keep a sharp eye open for Teh Laz. :)
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posted on
10/01/2013 9:51:02 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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