National Football League Week 4 Sept 26th to Sept 30

Whoa, sportsfans! Last week found me, OMG!... 7 - 9, dropping me to 30 - 18 for the season.

BTW Have I told you my Boys are 1st in the East... by a game over the Iggles and two games over the winless Jersey Jints and Godless Deadskins?

Oh... I did? Well, I'll get back on my horse with these picks:

TNF has the 69ers getting their Groove Thing back

Sunday's game find Crab Shack Joe's Black Byrds pecking on Buffalo bones

TCU North wins the battle of Ohio

Da Bears win its first battle of the Great Lakes in Bankruptburg

That thundering sound knocking Eli on his arse... is Andy Reid licking his chops as my undefeated Old Dallas Texans welcome them Jersey Jints as an after-brunch appetizer

Arizona at Tampa Bay - Flipped a coin, Red Byrds won

Joy at big's place as his Pattycakes roll on over the Teebowless Jags

Allegra's Texicans wake up and hand the Seahag their first loss (I hope!)

Pittsburgh at Minnesota - Flipped another coin, a shilling this time - the Stoolers won, London & the Viqueen... lose

The Jersey Jets fly into Nashville and limp back out with their forked tails between their legs

RG 33 and 1⁄3 gets his speed up to 45 and it is enough to beat Seven's Waiders--

But big & I really, really want... the Waiders to keep the Deadskin winless!

Mile High Manning leave hoof prints all over Kelly's Iggles

SNF gives big no joy as his Pattycakes get pecked alive by Vick's Old Black Byrds

MNF find the Phins don't have a prayer in Nawleans

Them Cam Shaft Panthers give big's Packerwackers a real scare in the season's first Open Bowl--

My Boys return to Oxnard South, and all here agree... my Pokes give the Bolts a shock

And, lastly, in High Dollar Semi-Pro play, Texas' very own Aggie, Sir John Football, and two of his supporters... will have Arkansas Razorback stew as a light repast Saturday after the three way--

Bendy! Bendy, you... promised? You promised?

Okay, Ole Miss' Fightin' & Lovin' Shepards sneak up on 'Bama... making Tuscaloosa where the Tide gets ripped!

Thank you, Jesus! REBELS... RULES! EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOO!

I got it! I... got it!

Sunday morning I'll open in my windbreaker...

Hey, Bend, if you let Shep slip in, I want in, too! My old alma mater Faber U... is playing Northfield Barber College and even though they have a really hard cutting team, my Faber Fowls will win out in the end!

What... ever--

And now... a final word from our sponsor:

Okay, back to the beach for me. I'm out... of here--

Don't go, Bendy! DON'T... GO!!!

1 posted on 09/26/2013 8:48:46 AM PDT by Bender2

To: big'ol_freeper; TrueKnightGalahad; Larry Lucido; Diplomat; RockinRight; Army Air Corps; tanuki; ...

Okay,y'all get...

your picks in!

2 posted on 09/26/2013 8:50:12 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

Pick up some kindling for a Vikwqueen funeral ship. Not looking good.

3 posted on 09/26/2013 8:50:23 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi)

I don’t know who worst team Redskins or my Raiders LOL!

AH I picking Raider win I could be wrong LOL!

4 posted on 09/26/2013 8:54:19 AM PDT by SevenofNine (We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)

I pick Carson Palmer to be sacked, hit, and intercepted repeatedly.

I pick Dave Zastudil to be very busy.

5 posted on 09/26/2013 8:54:54 AM PDT by Jeff Chandler (Let your 'Yes' mean 'Yes,' and your 'No' mean 'No.' Matthew 5:37)

To: NormsRevenge

I predict the Packers will NOT lose this weekend. Hopefully with the bye week they can recover from injuries sustained in the past 3 weeks.

6 posted on 09/26/2013 8:56:48 AM PDT by rktman (Inergalactic background checks? King hussein you're first up.)

My internet and cable have been going in and out this morning...

a lot like John Kerry's botox treatments--

So, if I don't reply... it is probably because I can't finish all my martinis in time to fix the problem--

But, then again, it may be just that I think... you are a schmuck!

7 posted on 09/26/2013 9:01:17 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

Patty's are going to shred the Atlanta Fall Coons. 38 to 17 final score, Patriots DOMINATE. Let's revisit this Monday morning.

;-\

8 posted on 09/26/2013 9:02:24 AM PDT by Gargantua ("Da amber lamps. Bring dem..." LMFFAO!!!!)

“I don’t know who worst team Redskins or my Raiders LOL!”

***

Neither. The Steelers are just awful.

9 posted on 09/26/2013 9:15:04 AM PDT by fatnotlazy

I don’t see Jacksonville winning a game this year.

10 posted on 09/26/2013 9:20:33 AM PDT by dfwgator

The Steelers have no offense, no defense and their quarterback should have retired two years ago.

11 posted on 09/26/2013 9:26:56 AM PDT by fatnotlazy

No love for the Seahawks? Still smarting after that 20 point spanking they gave the cowgirls last year? The Texans will be a true test, for sure.

12 posted on 09/26/2013 9:28:41 AM PDT by dainbramaged (Joe McCarthy was right.)

To: NormsRevenge

Loser of Vikings/Steelers in London gets relegated.

13 posted on 09/26/2013 9:29:46 AM PDT by Colonel_Flagg (My PV2 is my hero.)

Here we go...

I got the Farty Noiners over the Lambchops
The Baltimorons over the Beefaloes
The Bunglers over the Clownpossie
The Lionesses over the Bruins
The Seaswallows over the Derricks
The Hoofsters over the Worsts
The Arrowheads over the Midgets
The Minnie-sodas over the Pits
The Jolly-Rogers over the Wrens
The Tall-people over the Cessnas
The Mile-highs over the Cracked-bells
The Eyepatches over the Washeduptons
The Wrangler-boys over the Way-southfornians
The Patriots over the Peregrines
The Nawlins over the Tunas

and them's the facts...

They is. B'lieve me

14 posted on 09/26/2013 9:32:13 AM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid" ~ Ronald Wilson Reagan)

To: big'ol_freeper

Re: I got the Farty Noiners over the Lambchops The Baltimorons over the Beefaloes The Bunglers over the Clownpossie The Lionesses over the Bruins The Seaswallows over the Derricks The Hoofsters over the Worsts The Arrowheads over the Midgets The Minnie-sodas over the Pits The Jolly-Rogers over the Wrens The Tall-people over the Cessnas The Mile-highs over the Cracked-bells The Eyepatches over the Washeduptons The Wrangler-boys over the Way-southfornians The Patriots over the Peregrines The Nawlins over the Tunas

I see you got... the Enigma cipher machine working again--

Careful, big-- THEY... may be listening!

15 posted on 09/26/2013 9:56:42 AM PDT by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)

Must remain clandestine

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16 posted on 09/26/2013 10:18:04 AM PDT by big'ol_freeper ("Evil is powerless if the good are unafraid" ~ Ronald Wilson Reagan)

Tonight, the Niners rebound against the Rams.
The rest of my picks tomorrow.

17 posted on 09/26/2013 11:01:04 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)

I don’t know who worst team Redskins or my Raiders LOL! AH I picking Raider win I could be wrong LOL!

This is a toughie. But I'll go with the Raiders because they're at home and have the better 'D'. Someone's gotta win!

18 posted on 09/26/2013 11:03:33 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)

Lots of awful teams this season (some expected, some not):
Jacksonville
Oakland
Tampa Bay
New York Giants
Washington
Pittsburgh
Minnesota

Who would have thunk it a month ago that the Jets would have two wins and the Jersey Gints none?

19 posted on 09/26/2013 11:08:24 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)

What's the matter with Eli????

20 posted on 09/26/2013 11:09:21 AM PDT by Rummyfan (Iraq: it's not about Iraq anymore, it's about the USA!)

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