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Naked haunted house scares your pants off - literally
WOAI-TV ^ | 9/23/13

Posted on 09/24/2013 6:16:45 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper

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To: SoFloFreeper; Gefn; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Wear roller skates and tell them you're a pull toy.

[Thanks to Gefn for the ping!]


21 posted on 09/24/2013 10:32:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Pour caramel over yourself and shove a broomhandle up...

go as a candied apple!


22 posted on 09/24/2013 10:36:53 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (America 2013 - STUCK ON STUPID)
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Pour caramel over yourself and shove a broomhandle up... go as a candied apple!

That's Barry's costume.

(And that ain't caramel!)

23 posted on 09/24/2013 10:47:04 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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LOL!


24 posted on 09/24/2013 11:28:47 AM PDT by Eaker (Manners are good when one may have to back up his acts with his life. Robert A. Heinlein.)
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To: alancarp; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows
> the attraction will have plenty of security on staff during the naked hours to ensure there is no inappropriate behavior."

Okay, ye assembled judges of Appropriate Behavior.... just what exactly -IS- "appropriate behavior" in the context where people are running naked through a haunted house? And presumably making loud noises, shouting, laughing, etc.

And doubtless a certain amount of pointing and gesturing...

Is there a "meet-'n-greet" spot outside the establishment where participants can say hello to those they've run with? What would be the "appropriate" greeting line?

"Say, hello there! You looked great naked! Wanna try it again at my place?"

25 posted on 09/24/2013 6:40:27 PM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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