Posted on 09/24/2013 6:16:45 AM PDT by SoFloFreeper
Know what's scarier than being trapped in a haunted house? Being trapped in there naked.
And that's exactly what sets the "Naked and Scared" haunted house in Sinking Spring, Pennsylvania apart from others.
Participants must run through the house completely naked or "prude", meaning that they are allowed to wear underwear if they choose.
(Excerpt) Read more at m.news4sanantonio.com ...
The sicko crew on NBC's TODAY show were guffawing about this a few minutes ago.
Everything must be going GREAT in America, since the network news morons are reporting on Matt Lauer marrying Justin Timberlake and naked haunted houses.
Not a good idea. Nope, not at all.
After all - If the haunted house scares the (bleep) out of you - won’t that be a nasty mess?
IMHO, this is all just an elaborate ruse so a bunch of horny guys can see naked girls.
You say that as if that were a bad thing.
"TRICK OR TREAT!!!"
The participants are probably scarier than the ghosts and gobblins. No thanks. I’ll pass.
“The cost to run naked through the haunted house feeling completely terrified? A mere $20.”
Will they hit you on the head with a hammer for an extra $5?
As I said in a post on another thread, “the human race ain’t getting any smarter.
And since when did $20 become ‘mere’?
I’m probably wealthier than 99.5% of the people that will run through that thing, and $20 still isn’t ‘mere’ to me.
Ooh yeah, it’s all ‘giggles and bits of good cheer’ until the first person cries about being molested. Then, those same pundits will suddenly have their usual self-righteous 20/20 hindsight.
The article says they are never “in view” of mirrors. Didn’t say anything about hidden cameras filming/photographing the useful idiots who fork over $20 to get naked in someone else’s home/business.
P. T. Barnum is jumping for joy...
And, for the “mere $20”, you can go home and see yourself and all the other chicks on the Internet, where they will create residual revenue from your bareass run!
Can you say: This is a set up for rape and a lawsuit?
I can think of how to improve this.
First of all, unexpected sprays of ice cold water.
The sicko’s probably just seeing naked kids
"According to the Shocktoberfest website, the attraction will have plenty of security on staff during the naked hours to ensure there is no inappropriate behavior."
Probably had to beat the applicants off with sticks.
hoo!! Gadzooks, big! I didn't want to see that... 
twice!!!
Man who runs through dark haunted house naked is likely going to Bangkok!
>> Probably had to beat the applicants off with sticks.
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