Report: Jacoby Jones was ‘bleeding everywhere’ after being injured by stripper

FOXSports.com ^ | September 23rd | Sam Gardner

[ConservativeStatement]

According to TMZ, Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones was hurt early Monday morning when a stripper named Sweet Pea smashed a giant champagne bottle over his head during a brawl on a party bus.

I know, I know, it sounds outrageous. But according to the gossip site, the story is legit — and becomes more believable when you consider the company Jones was with. Per TMZ, this is how it went down:

[JimRed]

Hey, Jones, no means NO!

[dixiechick2000]

If you’re drinking on a party bus, nothing ends well.

[dayglored]

> He was lucky *Sweet Pea* wasn’t a full-fledged Viking. When they christened a ship is was with the blood of a human sacrifice.

Ah, so THAT's where the phrase "Bloody Vikings!" comes from.... (obscure Monty Python ref)

[Slings and Arrows]

If you’re drinking on a party bus, nothing ends well.

Important safety tip, that.

[Daffynition]

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[Libloather]

The perp?

[jughandle]

Oh well, whatever does it for ya, I guess...

[Sherman Logan]

Champagne bottles are pretty solid. I would think a skull would cave in considerably before the bottle would break.

[verga]

I’ve seen it before...even when a stripper poked a customer’s eye out with a stiletto accidentally.

Heel or knife?

[Psalm 73]

"Sweet Pea"

Tommy Roe - now THAT'S a rocker!!

[a fool in paradise]

Loads of fun!