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Heck, in California, the land of Emperor Norton, he'd be a local celebrity...."Gas Mask Guy."
1 posted on 09/14/2013 7:23:29 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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You left out — He’d live near Berkley and expose himself.


2 posted on 09/14/2013 7:28:46 AM PDT by TaMoDee (Go Pack Go!)
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To: BenLurkin

It’s probably a very embarrassed Billy Ray Cyrus, just avoiding the press.


3 posted on 09/14/2013 7:29:48 AM PDT by RoosterRedux (The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing -- Socrates)
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4 posted on 09/14/2013 7:30:30 AM PDT by Doogle (USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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To: BenLurkin

He’s probably related to Thong Cape Scooter Man, who tools around The Peoples Republik of Madistan:

https://www.facebook.com/ThongCapeScooterMan


5 posted on 09/14/2013 7:31:02 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: BenLurkin

It’d be a clever way of keeping people away from his “herb” garden.


6 posted on 09/14/2013 7:33:31 AM PDT by Egon (Apparently, Jimmy Carter DOES need a third term.)
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And who did I think would be responsible for all this?

:-)

7 posted on 09/14/2013 7:36:09 AM PDT by Lakeshark (KILL THE BILL! CALL. FAX. WRITE.)
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To: BenLurkin

In San Francisco he is already a celebrity movie star in the adult entertainment industry.


8 posted on 09/14/2013 7:39:21 AM PDT by Hardraade (http://junipersec.wordpress.com (Obama: the bearded lady of the Muslim Brotherhood))
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To: BenLurkin

George Zimmerman asked me what he needed to do in order to have reporters leave him alone.

Apparently I was wrong.


9 posted on 09/14/2013 7:39:53 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: BenLurkin

“Get off my lawn.”


10 posted on 09/14/2013 7:40:58 AM PDT by Safetgiver ( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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To: BenLurkin

“Troll Hunter”


12 posted on 09/14/2013 7:47:58 AM PDT by logi_cal869
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To: BenLurkin

First question one should ask: is there a university with fraternities nearby?


13 posted on 09/14/2013 7:51:59 AM PDT by 1rudeboy
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15 posted on 09/14/2013 8:00:27 AM PDT by Bobalu (Bobo the Wonder Marxist leads Operation Rodeo Clown against Syria)
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He apparently walks the same route every day.

Well then, why not just ask him who he is?

16 posted on 09/14/2013 8:03:33 AM PDT by Leaning Right (Why am I holding this lantern? I am looking for the next Reagan.)
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Sounds similar to this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leatherman_%28vagabond%29


17 posted on 09/14/2013 8:06:43 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (21st century. I'm not a fan.)
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To: BenLurkin

He would fit right in on Hollywood and Vine! LOL


19 posted on 09/14/2013 8:13:53 AM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (Learn three chords and you, too, can be a Rock Star!)
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Granted, a gas mask is freaky but he walks the same way every day and carries flowers. Why hasn’t someone said hello? Doesn’t sound like an ax murderer. Anyone bother checking on who owns the property?


21 posted on 09/14/2013 8:18:41 AM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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I don’t see why the police want to talk to him. There’s no indication that he’s broken any laws.


23 posted on 09/14/2013 9:00:37 AM PDT by Oberon (Big Brutha Be Watchin'.)
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Does he ask, “Are you my mummy?”


25 posted on 09/14/2013 9:20:05 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (Rome didn't fall in a day, either.)
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"He had a military cape, boots and an army gas mark - an antique type, I think. He measured more than 1.9m. He stared at me then turned his back on me and left in silence."

Well then, there's nothing to worry about.

If he'd asked "Are you my Mommy?", there might be something to worry about.

[Doctor Who reference.]

26 posted on 09/14/2013 9:33:26 AM PDT by holymoly (I hope this isn't double posting again.)
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“He had a military cape”

Is that an Aussie-ism, or does the writer not recognize a military poncho when he sees one?

I keep old school woodland camo ponchos around for outdoor event rain gear.


28 posted on 09/14/2013 9:34:21 AM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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