'Mystery figure haunting the Swiss woods for over a decade'

news.com.au ^ | September 12, 2013

[BenLurkin]

Dressed in a military uniform with a gas mask covering his face, the figure, known as 'Le Loyon', is said to have been haunting the woods for the past decade. He apparently walks the same route every day.

However, there was no evidence of his existence until local news website Le Matin published the first known photograph of the mystery man last month, and now police are trying to track him down. But is it for real?

"He had a military cape, boots and an army gas mark - an antique type, I think. He measured more than 1.9m. He stared at me then turned his back on me and left in silence."

[BenLurkin]

Heck, in California, the land of Emperor Norton, he'd be a local celebrity...."Gas Mask Guy."

[TaMoDee]

You left out — He’d live near Berkley and expose himself.

[RoosterRedux]

It’s probably a very embarrassed Billy Ray Cyrus, just avoiding the press.

[Doogle]

[bigbob]

He’s probably related to Thong Cape Scooter Man, who tools around The Peoples Republik of Madistan:

https://www.facebook.com/ThongCapeScooterMan

[Egon]

It’d be a clever way of keeping people away from his “herb” garden.

[Lakeshark]

And who did I think would be responsible for all this?

:-)

[Hardraade]

In San Francisco he is already a celebrity movie star in the adult entertainment industry.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

George Zimmerman asked me what he needed to do in order to have reporters leave him alone.

Apparently I was wrong.

[Safetgiver]

“Get off my lawn.”

[Hardraade]

Oh. I thought he was using a thong for cape.

Dilettante.

[logi_cal869]

“Troll Hunter”

[1rudeboy]

First question one should ask: is there a university with fraternities nearby?

[freeandfreezing]

No, just a bigfoot who has found an old tarp to wear as a raincoat.

[Bobalu]

Image from google images encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com

[Leaning Right]

He apparently walks the same route every day.

Well then, why not just ask him who he is?

[ClearCase_guy]

Sounds similar to this guy:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leatherman_%28vagabond%29

[BenLurkin]

Interesting!

[spel_grammer_an_punct_polise]

He would fit right in on Hollywood and Vine! LOL

[QQQQ]

Old Soviet anecdote:
1960’s near small Russian village.
Old woman walking in the woods near small village. Suddenly men(partisan) with sub machine gun and hand grenades around his neck appears in front of her. “Hey, grandma, is any German troops in the village?”. She responds “ Honey, are you crazy? WWII ended 20 years ago!” He responds “ No sh%t! And I’m still derailing the trains!!”.:-)