Posted on 09/13/2013 6:17:29 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Just ‘cause I shop at Trader Joes (cheap wine) and think the MSM stifles ideas, I’m 8% Democrat.
I don’t think so!
;-)
OBAMA’S STASH! That’s how he do it!
Damn....haven’t seen you on FR for a few years!
Not to be confused with crazy-ass crackers...
Anyone freaked out by Friday the 13th? If this day scares you, you may have paraskavedekatriaphobia (also known as friggatriskaidekaphobia). Those are the scientific terms for fear of Friday the 13th. Triskaidekaphobia is fear of the number 13.
When we lived in Albuquerque in the 60's our home address was...
1313 Saint St.
One of Iowahawk's postings made it onto the NBC Nightly News last night. *woot*
"Smile, John, you look like you just swallowed a 2x4."
"Leave me alone, Teresa, and stop stalking me on the job."
"I see you brought your little military bitch along. What are all her ribbons for, John, late night at the Oral Office?"
"Go home, Teresa. This got to stop."
"This isn't the only thing we're gonna stop, John."
"My god. If I wasn't stone-faced from all the botox, I'd give you such a scowl!"
"Too bad it didn't turn something else to stone, John."
"I hate this job."
If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday school class.
“NO!” the children all answered.
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would that get me into heaven?”
Once more they all answered, “NO!”
“Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave candy to all the children and loved my wife, would that get me into heaven?” I asked them again.
Once more they all answered, “NO!”
“Well,” I continued, thinking they were a good bit more theologically sophisticated than I had given them credit for, “Then how can I get into heaven?”
A five-year-old boy shouted out, “YOU GOTTA BE DEAD
| You Are 0% Democrat |
 You're a staunch conservative, and nothing is going to change that! |
The elephant makes no sense if you are 100% conservative
That was easy...0%; although I wavered a bit on that FOX News item, since they are propaganda for the GOP-e and the Saudis. :-)
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