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Woman hospitalized to remove stolen $5,000 from rectum
Times News ^
| 8/29/13
| Jeff Bobo
Posted on 08/30/2013 10:57:35 AM PDT by Rebelbase
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East TN has the best local headlines.
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posted on
08/30/2013 10:57:35 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
To: Rebelbase
I hope she was going to launder the money.
To: Rebelbase
Rectum? Darn near killed ‘um!
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posted on
08/30/2013 10:59:45 AM PDT
by
Fido969
To: Rebelbase
And this took place in Bulls Gap???
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posted on
08/30/2013 11:00:34 AM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
To: Fido969
The line about a toilet brush and tongs is too much.
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posted on
08/30/2013 11:00:36 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
I guess the ENDS justify the means or all is well that ENDS well.
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posted on
08/30/2013 11:01:01 AM PDT
by
Mouton
(The insurrection laws perpetuate what we have for a government now.)
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
08/30/2013 11:01:06 AM PDT
by
mylife
(Ted Cruz understands the law, and he does not fear the unlawful.)
To: Resolute Conservative
just when you thought you read everything before
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posted on
08/30/2013 11:01:33 AM PDT
by
GeronL
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
08/30/2013 11:01:54 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
East TN has the best local headlines. I was hoping we could keep this one contained.
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posted on
08/30/2013 11:02:00 AM PDT
by
don-o
(don-o - Member since August 30, 1998. Happy Anniversary to me!)
To: Rebelbase
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posted on
08/30/2013 11:03:00 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the people. T Jefferson)
To: Rebelbase
“I’ll take moronic stupidity for $5,000, Alex”
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posted on
08/30/2013 11:03:07 AM PDT
by
muir_redwoods
(Don't fire until you see the blue of their helmets)
To: don-o
Going to play “Dueling Banjos” in honor of this story...
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posted on
08/30/2013 11:03:14 AM PDT
by
gov_bean_ counter
(Romans 1:22 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
To: gov_bean_ counter
That for Georgia - not Tennessee
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posted on
08/30/2013 11:04:01 AM PDT
by
don-o
(don-o - Member since August 30, 1998. Happy Anniversary to me!)
To: don-o
Not a chance. The Kingsport Times News is better entertainment than the Onion.
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posted on
08/30/2013 11:04:32 AM PDT
by
Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
Everyone remind me when the movie version of this story comes out to avoid it.
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posted on
08/30/2013 11:05:04 AM PDT
by
Hillarys Gate Cult
(Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
To: don-o
LOL! You know that a headline like this could NEVER, EVER be contained!
Looking forward to some good Freeper puns, though!
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posted on
08/30/2013 11:05:33 AM PDT
by
livius
To: muir_redwoods
Hope it was in Benjamins and not pennies. Oweeeee!
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posted on
08/30/2013 11:05:35 AM PDT
by
rktman
(Inergalactic background checks? King hussein you're first up.)
To: livius
I know it. I actually saw it early this morning. I was a little tempted to post, but as I said, I had hopes it might slide by unnoticed. Alas.
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posted on
08/30/2013 11:08:05 AM PDT
by
don-o
(don-o - Member since August 30, 1998. Happy Anniversary to me!)
To: Rebelbase
Allen said Black attempted to remove the cash with a toilet brush and tongs but was unsuccessful. I don't know what to say about that...
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posted on
08/30/2013 11:09:08 AM PDT
by
Timber Rattler
(Just say NO! to RINOS and the GOP-E)
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