[dayglored]

"Delete yourself from the internet"? Best of freakin' luck with that assignment, Bucko.

You'll have better luck learning to fly by flapping your arms and jumping off a cliff.

The only way I know of to truly get yourself off the internet is to disappear one day and tell NO ONE, take a new name (don't change it legally), lose all your contacts, family, friends, history, bank accounts, material assets.... start over from scratch....

And then stay the hell off the internet!!! Otherwise you're gonna start it all over again by looking your old self up, and inadvertently creating a link to your new self. Dumb, dumb, dumb, ...

[Windflier]

"Delete yourself from the internet"? Best of freakin' luck with that assignment, Bucko. You'll have better luck learning to fly by flapping your arms and jumping off a cliff.

You weren't supposed to take the title literally...