why are you hating my cooking so much?????? (Too many Mods spoil the ZOT)

today | Amy and Sammy Bouzaglo

[amybouzaglo]

I discovered this website while looking to see what the bullies and haters are doing against me and my husband and I found this website and all the horrable things you all have been saying just because Gordon Ramsay lies about me. None of you have ever even been to my restarant before and never even tasted my food. YOU NEVER DID SO WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BULLY AND HATE? MY FOOD IS NOT FROZEN! GORDON NEVER EVEN TRIED MY CAKE! WHY AM I AN EVIL WITCH??? WHO ARE YOU TO THINK YOU CAN GO ON THE INTERNET AND SAY THINGS ABOUT MY RESTAURANT LIKE THAT? WE STAND STRONG AGAINST ONLINE HATERS AND BULLIES!!! GOD IS ON OUR SIDE WE WILL NOT BACK DOWN!! WE WILL STAND STRONG AND WE WILL OVERCOME!!!

[M Kehoe]

Ping a ling.

5.56mm

[TigersEye]

Never heard of you until ten minutes ago when I ran across your thread. You should have been a doctor with that bedside manner of yours. LOL

BTW; making terroristic threats means you can be arrested without a warrant, locked up without a lawyer and never released unless they feel like it. Welcome to Free Republic and the 21st Century.

[Darksheare]

“Too many mods spoil the zot”?

Okay, how many mods are in this thread anyway?
*chairs, tables, furniture all says”not me”*

Right.
How many Ninja?
*ninja hands wave from inside teapots, refrigerator, freezer, stove, oven, cupboards, cups, and light fixtures.*

Okay....that’s alotta ninja.

[RginTN]

I saw that movie, Bait.

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1438173/

[Vendome]

I thought of that.

Apropos...

[Darksheare]

Tough call.
I haven’t found a way to work my magic on one yet.

[mylife]

When I make peanut butter toast, I use the chunky stuff and sprinkle it witha bit of salt.

Don’t tell ANYONE!
It is my patented secret.

[Darksheare]

So my coffee is horribly addictive and destructive.
Wonder how much money I could make with it?

[tumblindice]

Stars freebie

Amy’s Cooking Tips
If you’re ever out of parmesan cheese, you can always grate your heel and big toe calluses!
Technically I suppose this makes your guests cannibals, but who really gives a tin s***.

[Cyber Liberty]

I dunno. It’s all about the Benjies.

Hey, why do these truly great threads always show up within a week after moving day at the UT? This would have been a great one to misappropriate.

[bigheadfred]

They must have run out of tips to steal. So they came here. They have reached a new tipping point.

[Admin Moderator]

Okay, how many mods are in this thread anyway?

3.14159265

[GeronL]

if they find our recipe threads they will be trying them all out. Keep them busy.

[trisham]

3.14159265

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Ouch. Now my head hurts. This is the reason that I was an English major.

[DFG]

IBTZ!

YOUR SPELLING IS AS H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E AS YOUR FOOD.

[Admin Moderator]

We like well rounded Mods in round numbers.

[MHGinTN]

Hmmm, your post makes me want some pie. Apple, I think.

[Shimmer1]

Don’t worry, we won’t ever come there.

[Slings and Arrows]

Hi Amy! I hear you're making airport food now.

[JPG]

Anything else?

Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, bring me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.

You want me to hold the chicken, huh?

I want you to hold it between your knees.