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Predict Jay Leno's "Carlos Danger" Jokes Tonight
Self | July 23, 2013 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 07/23/2013 4:59:44 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Okay, it's inevitable that Jay Leno will tell a bunch of Carlos Danger jokes tonight. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to predict the jokes that Jay will tell.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: anthonyweiner; carlosdanger; comedy; jayleno; leno; newyork; newyorkcity; vanity; weiner
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To: a fool in paradise
A.Weiner is just a good as any double entandre porn name I have ever heard. A friend met a man named Richard Head and he introduced himself as Dick Head. There was a guy in Santa Fe NM named Peter Handler. I thought it was a joke name that he named his liquor store until I saw his picture in the newspaper with his name under his picture.

If I had any of those names I would go before the judge and have them changed. How awful to have to go through life with any of those handles. :D

21 posted on 07/23/2013 5:43:36 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: Still Thinking
"Will Wiener withdraw early from the NY mayoral race?"

I don't know, radio station in Albany said he was mounting a comeback.

22 posted on 07/23/2013 5:57:17 PM PDT by SKI NOW
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To: Ditter

There’s a college basketball player right now named Peter Jurkin. Not kidding.


23 posted on 07/23/2013 5:59:03 PM PDT by ilgipper (Obama is proving that very bad ideas can be wrapped up in pretty words)
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To: Ditter
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24 posted on 07/23/2013 6:14:57 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Arguing with a marxist is like playing Chess with a Pigeon.)
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To: rfp1234

“I have a fwend in Wome . . .Centuwion, what’s so funny?”
http://www.nationmaster.com/encyclopedia/Image:Biggus.jpg


25 posted on 07/23/2013 6:29:02 PM PDT by hadrian
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To: Argus

Jay should pay you and use your joke tomorrow! Ex cell ent!!!


26 posted on 07/23/2013 6:32:32 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: rfp1234

Charlie Sheen just changed his Twitter name to “Anthony Weiner”.


Another one jay should pay for and use.


27 posted on 07/23/2013 6:33:45 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: SKI NOW

Weiner pulls out early!
Polls show Weiner sagging!
Weiner is deep in the hole !


28 posted on 07/23/2013 6:46:05 PM PDT by shotgun
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To: shotgun

Will Weiner come from behind?


29 posted on 07/23/2013 6:47:42 PM PDT by shotgun
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To: shotgun

Weiner leaves a bad taste in the mouth of some voters!


30 posted on 07/23/2013 6:49:29 PM PDT by shotgun
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To: shotgun

Lesbians say don’t trust Weiner!


31 posted on 07/23/2013 6:52:54 PM PDT by shotgun
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To: SKI NOW

LOLZ ;)


32 posted on 07/23/2013 7:19:11 PM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!)
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To: rfp1234
LOL! Biggus Diccus is the name we call someone who is WAAAAY too self important! We say it behind their back of course. snort)))))):D
33 posted on 07/23/2013 8:24:00 PM PDT by Ditter
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To: a fool in paradise
Weiner is defiant, he’s gonna stick it out.

He's not licked yet !

34 posted on 07/24/2013 9:53:05 AM PDT by llevrok (The American dream is but a catnap today.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Rumor has it that his wife Huma is seriously considering cutting this thing off right now.


35 posted on 07/24/2013 9:58:15 AM PDT by catfish1957 (Face it!!!! The government in DC is full of treasonous bastards)
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To: PJ-Comix

36 posted on 07/24/2013 2:17:20 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: a fool in paradise
Weiner is defiant, he’s gonna stick it out.

Weiner sticks it out

37 posted on 07/24/2013 2:20:12 PM PDT by Bon mots
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