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Posted on 07/21/2013 3:17:33 PM PDT by Windflier
Some uniquely American humor for a Sunday evening. Enjoy!
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: funnies; humor; retirement; seniors
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To: bigheadfred
Beaver are armed to the teeth also. All 4?
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posted on
07/21/2013 5:19:22 PM PDT
by
showme_the_Glory
(ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
To: Windflier
I always love hearing Boombonics!
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posted on
07/21/2013 5:20:44 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(My "KMA List" is growing daily...)
To: Windflier
Never understood a single word he said, either.But he sure had some mighty fine wine...
83
posted on
07/21/2013 5:22:15 PM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(My "KMA List" is growing daily...)
To: showme_the_Glory
Beaver are armed to the teeth also.that is oregon
To: carriage_hill
You can ignore all of New Jersey and cross the Delaware and know “America Starts Here”.
85
posted on
07/21/2013 5:29:24 PM PDT
by
Rodamala
To: carriage_hill
2) Scrapple, hominy grits and shoe-fly-pie are considered delicacies, and putting french fries on a sandwich or ANYTHING (salad... really... salad topped with french fries), makes it "Pittsburgh Style".
86
posted on
07/21/2013 5:33:02 PM PDT
by
Rodamala
To: afraidfortherepublic
Heh... I was gonna mention that term. Everyone should know it... and know it’s not racist.
87
posted on
07/21/2013 5:37:21 PM PDT
by
Rodamala
To: Rodamala
Stay out of Utah...it sucks here, we’re all Conservative, everyone carries, there is nothing here but desert, snakes, scorpions, tarantulas and mountains...and(did I say)it sucks here).
88
posted on
07/21/2013 5:39:33 PM PDT
by
hal ogen
(First Amendment or Reeducation Camp?)
To: Windflier
89
posted on
07/21/2013 5:44:34 PM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Rodamala; hal ogen
yeah the wind always blows in Idaho cause Utah sucks lost a lot of family to Utah they all got sucked in
To: NoLibZone
Just not Texas... it sucks.
To: Wildbill22
1.) True.
2.) True.
3.) Laugh out loud funny, but true.
4.) True.
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posted on
07/21/2013 5:51:55 PM PDT
by
sima_yi
( Reporting live from the far North)
To: Rodamala
I put FFs on all meat sandwiches, too.
And gobs on Mayonnaise on either boiled or baked Chicken Pot Pie, is orgasmic.
And don’t forget Hog Maw! I can eat the filling, but not the sheep’s stomach casing. Yuk.
93
posted on
07/21/2013 6:00:34 PM PDT
by
Carriage Hill
(Guns kill people, pencils misspell words, cars drive drunk & spoons make you fat.)
To: bigheadfred
Do NOT come to IDAHO. We are all armed to the teeth racists with no sense of humor.I'm coming out for a look see in a few months. Got my eye on a piece of land.
Please hold your fire!
To: arthurus
Bingo! Moved to Alabama 40 years ago, just so I won’t have to worry about grammar.
95
posted on
07/21/2013 6:02:07 PM PDT
by
bamabound
(teach them how to think, not what to think!)
To: NoLibZone; AlexW
Outside the dead nation walking , would be better.I agree.
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posted on
07/21/2013 6:04:03 PM PDT
by
Mark17
(A creepy a$$ cracker, retiring in the Philippines)
To: Focault's Pendulum
Please hold your fire!that stuff is way to hot to hold so we dont have fire
ps--all the best caves are taken
To: bamabound
just so I won’t have to worry about grammarbut what about grampar
To: Focault's Pendulum
Seriesly tho, what part of the state?
To: RoosterRedux
I think in #5 there is also an “upchonder” with appropriate arm and hand gestures.
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posted on
07/21/2013 6:20:32 PM PDT
by
RetiredTexasVet
(The short list would be the list of all administration officials that are NOT pathological liars!)
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