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Woman Warned Beach-Goers "Only Lesbians Can Park" Before Breaking Truck's Window With Cocktail Glass
Sun-Sentinel ^
| July 9, 2013
| Barbara Hijek
Posted on 07/09/2013 5:01:31 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Parking near the beach on a holiday weekend is certainly a challenge.
It appears Florida now has lesbian-only designated parking spots. Violators apparently get a free heavy cocktail glass hurled through their vehicle's window.
Just ask these two women about it.
On Saturday evening a woman, age 36, driving a 2012 Ford truck, and her friend, age 38, turned down a street near St. Augustine Beach and parked the truck.
As they exited the truck, a woman who had been sitting on the upper deck of a residence along the street shouted down to them "Hey! Only lesbians can park here!" according to an arrest affidavit from the St. Johns County Sheriff's Office.
(Excerpt) Read more at sun-sentinel.com ...
TOPICS: Hobbies; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: antibreeder; civilrights; discrimination; floriduh; gaystapotactics; heterophobia; homosexualagenda; homosupremacists; lavendermafia; lesbianonly; napl; nothingtoseehere; segregation
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To: Menehune56
‘Women In Cellblock 7’. She’s pretty tough lookin’.
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:25:12 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: nickcarraway
The gaystapo seriously need a good a ass-kicking
To: nickcarraway
So 2 women about same age alone at the beach she IDed as non-lesbo how?
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:26:13 PM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: nickcarraway
-——The deputy wasn’t buying her excuse after finding the cocktail glass and charged her with Throwing a Deadly Missile before parking her butt in the pokey.-——
In Florida that is a felony charge....
Will not divulge how I know that....: )
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:27:28 PM PDT
by
JZoback
To: nickcarraway
BTW, thy must’ve been some cocktail glasss. Or real weak auto glass.
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:27:58 PM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: nickcarraway
Who would win in a race between Santa Claus, a happy lesbian, the Easter Bunny, and a toddler?
The toddler, the other 3 are fictional characters.
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:28:58 PM PDT
by
Sergio
(An object at rest cannot be stopped! - The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight)
To: the OlLine Rebel
Their arms and legs were clean shaven.
To: nickcarraway
Apparently “marriage equality” has not resulted in the expected degree of happiness. We should have warned them.
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:30:54 PM PDT
by
1-Eagle
(B.Franklin: "A Republic...if you can keep it." Let us all resolve to be Keepers!)
To: RegulatorCountry
as a group they tend to overestimate their visuospatial skills. ...Is you ‘llowed to say that on FR? I thought we had family values here.
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:32:15 PM PDT
by
Safetgiver
( Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
To: Menehune56
Didn't she play the gym teacher in Porky's?
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:33:23 PM PDT
by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: nickcarraway
How did she know they’re not lesbian? Were their lips too full or something?
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:33:56 PM PDT
by
VerySadAmerican
(If you vote for evil because you can't see evil, you ARE evil!)
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:35:13 PM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)
To: nickcarraway
I was walking along that very beach and found a bottle.
Of course I had to rub it. Lo and behold—a genie!
“You know the drill, chief. Three wishes. Make it snappy.” he said.
OK. I want all the gay, lesbian, bi-sexual, transgendered: that whole crowd, transported to Mars.
“Done” said he.
Next, all of the muzzie and Amish yutes. To the dark side of the moon.
“No prob Bob. Done.”
Now, I want a cold Coca-cola.
And I drank my coke, then woke up.
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:39:02 PM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: JZoback
butt in the pokeyThough backwards, it's the only way her butt will be anywhere near a "pokey."
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:39:27 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(Separated by a common language.)
To: Sergio
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:40:22 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(Separated by a common language.)
To: the OlLine Rebel; VerySadAmerican
You think two women going to the beach would make them lesbian? I have no data to back this up, but I would say the majority of woman going to the beach together are straight.
To: FredZarguna
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? That's NOT funny!
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:42:11 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(Separated by a common language.)
To: FredZarguna
What’s the difference between a feminist and a lesbian?
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:42:38 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(Separated by a common language.)
To: FredZarguna
What’s the difference between a feminist and a lesbian? That's NOT funny!
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:43:18 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(Separated by a common language.)
To: FredZarguna
Two Wimmins’ Studies Professors walk into a dyke bar...
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posted on
07/09/2013 5:44:04 PM PDT
by
FredZarguna
(Separated by a common language.)
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