Man Found in Septic Tank, Accused of Peeping Tom

Fox23.com ^ | 07/08/13 | Fox23.com

[Pining_4_TX]

He was rescued from the septic tank, hosed off by the Keystone Fire Department....

[Pining_4_TX]

I am not making this up. Anybody who thinks it's easy being a cop, should now realize what a crappy job it can be. ;-)

[workerbee]

No sh!t?

[Pining_4_TX]

Oh, actually probably quite a bit... oh, yeah, I get it. ;-)

[max americana]

“A victim told the deputy that she was taking her daughter to the bathroom when they saw a man in the toilet looking up at him.”

Laz?

[VAFreedom]

he can’t afford a mini digicam?

[Freedom_Fighter_2001]

Oh, he is in deep doo-doo now.

[varyouga]

At least there's some room in a septic tank.

Not to long ago, some feller was hiding in a portajohn tank to get his peeks in

[Telepathic Intruder]

This is not the first case I’ve heard of this. What do some people have for brains?

[RedMDer]

When camping as kids, the restrooms were back to back men’s and ladies’ rooms with pit toilets.
We would go into the men’s side and call out into the commode, “Hey Lady do you mind! We’re trying to paint down here.”

[Opinionated Blowhard]

Every time I read a story like this, I’m reminded that I had a great uncle who (in the 1920s) was so fat that he fell through the floor of an outhouse and died in the septic tank (true story).

[Pining_4_TX]

You’re kidding! Somebody else tried this? I can tell you what they have for brains (and they’re swimming in it), but what happened to their sense of smell? Yuck!

[bigheadfred]

From the outhouse to the bighouse.

[GreenHornet]

What do some people have for brains?

The answer to that question can be found right there in that septic tank.

[Idaho_Cowboy]

“A victim told the deputy that she was taking her daughter to the bathroom when they saw a man in the toilet looking up at him.”

How do you do that with a trap built into the toilet? And if you don’t have a trap it’s going to smell to high heaven.

[Pining_4_TX]

How sad!

Of course, it could not be true, though, because all the health nazis say that there were no fat people before the onset of fast food restaurants and “big food” pushing us to eat. And the health nazis are always right. Just ask them.

[floralamiss]

Now, I’ve heard everything... unless there were a bunch of illegals packed in behind him.

[Kirkwood]

Peeping Tom also owns the world’s record for holding his breath.

[dayglored]

Needs a ping...

[max americana]

“How do you do that with a trap built into the toilet? And if you don’t have a trap it’s going to smell to high heaven.”

When you have to peep, you just do it.

[Pining_4_TX]

Ha, ha, I knew I could count on Freepers for some amusing comments. :-)