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The Ultimate Golf FAIL Compilation
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Posted on 07/06/2013 3:15:55 PM PDT by Twotone
Video, very funny although somewhat painful to watch.
TOPICS: Humor; Outdoors; Sports
KEYWORDS: fail; golf
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Something light for a Saturday afternoon.
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:15:55 PM PDT
by
Twotone
To: Twotone
The last time I golfed I only hit two good balls all day...and THAT was when I stepped on a rake in the sand trap.
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:19:07 PM PDT
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: gorush
To: gorush
I’ve never tried golfing, and after watching the video, have no intention of ever doing so!
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:21:04 PM PDT
by
Twotone
(Marte Et Clypeo)
To: Twotone
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:22:00 PM PDT
by
NCDave
(AKA, "That idiot over there")
To: Twotone
Thanks....
Very old joke:
Q: Why did they name it "golf?"
A: Because all the other 4 letter words were taken.
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:22:49 PM PDT
by
ken5050
(Due to all the WH scandals, MSNBC is changing its slogan from "Lean Forward" to "BOHICA")
To: Twotone
LOL. thanks! just sent it to my golfing neighbor. :)
funny story...my father-in-law played golf for the first time ever prob 40 years ago. broke 100. Went out again.....couldn't hit the ball to save his life....says he finally "just picked up the G-d---n ball and threw it". Never played again. :)
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:25:23 PM PDT
by
ZinGirl
(kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
To: ken5050
Haha....I can honestly say that I’m one of the few golfers who has caught my own drive (twice)...
Once was a pop-up into a stiff breeze and the other was a ricochet off a nearby tree.
I have also hit the flagstick in two on a par five (nearly making the shot) and the ball came to rest 5 feet from the hole in two. I promptly 3 putted for par.
Gotta love the game :^)
To: Twotone
You’re lucky, it can be seductive and always expensive in both time and money. I used to play a lot but for the last 11 years I have mostly only golfed at free (for me) golf outings, usually twice a year. When you’re hitting them well there is no better place to be than on the golf course. (9 HCP at my peak)
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:34:21 PM PDT
by
gorush
(History repeats itself because human nature is static)
To: Twotone
Ouch.
Golf is like a pretty lady who flirts with you, and might even let you touch her soft arm, then does a kung fu punch right in your throat.
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:34:40 PM PDT
by
lurk
To: Twotone
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:36:09 PM PDT
by
Bullish
(Psalm 46)
To: Twotone
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:39:22 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: ZinGirl
.....couldn't hit the ball to save his life....says he finally "just picked up the G-d---n ball and threw it".
Since my occasional foursome doesn't play for money anymore - we have adopted some new rules to speed play and have a laugh. A throw of the ball is authorized in lieu of a shot except when onto the green.
If you skip the ball across one of the three ponds on our course...you get the distance of the shot but you don't heve to count the shot (meaning a well-skipped tee shot can put you in the fairway laying zero).
We have a few others but those are my favorites.
To: Twotone
We lived alongside a small course when I was younger. There was a guy trying to tee off one day. Couldn’t hit that ball. So we started ribbing him. He could sure throw those clubs a long way.
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:52:18 PM PDT
by
bigheadfred
(barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
To: Bullish
"Gotta LOVE this game!"NO
I
DON'T !!!!
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posted on
07/06/2013 3:56:21 PM PDT
by
knarf
(I say things that are true ... I have no proof, but they're true.)
To: Twotone
When I worked at a golf course during college, I saw a lady duff her tee shot off to the right ... directly into her kid’s head. It wasn’t pretty. He’s was out for quite some time and had to be taken to the hospital. I don’t think that lady ever picked up a club again.
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posted on
07/06/2013 4:24:10 PM PDT
by
al_c
(http://www.blowoutcongress.com)
To: Twotone
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posted on
07/06/2013 4:26:47 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
To: Twotone
this vid made me utter “oh $hit,” at least a dozen times..
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posted on
07/06/2013 5:31:23 PM PDT
by
latina4dubya
(when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
To: DJlaysitup
LOL! I was playing with my dad once on a par five and was waiting for him to take his shot while I was on the green. He hit a tree branch, broke it, and it went into the hole.
He came running up: (Boop), where did it go?
Dad, you just got an eagle!
He still has the ball. I told him he needs to have it bronzed.
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posted on
07/06/2013 5:50:33 PM PDT
by
boop
("You don't look so bad, here's another")
To: Twotone
Tears in the eyes. I even recognized a couple of those maneuvers! :)
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posted on
07/06/2013 5:59:44 PM PDT
by
meyer
(When people fear the government, you have Tyranny)
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