Ya gotta watch out for those 'Come hither' vaginas.
Posted on 07/02/2013 8:11:24 PM PDT by Morgana
Misanthropic feminists are at it again. HuffPo’s Vivian Norris just suggested a sex strike in Texas to pressure male voters into giving in to the feminist agenda (aka abortion on demand – er, “women’s healthcare.”)
Deeply disgruntled that Texas might pass a bill banning abortions after 20 weeks, Norris urged Texas women to force men to vote for pro-choice agendas in the future by refusing to have intercourse with them this summer. “Don’t give in if your man, boyfriend, husband, toyboy is not voting for your best interests, your reproductive health — do not sleep with that man!” ranted Norris. “I don’t care how cute or charming he is! I don’t care if he is your husband of many years. Resist! Go swimming! Meditate!”
Much of her article was spent praising radical pro-abortion legislator Wendy Davis and decrying Texas as a “patriarchal” society where “men still run the show,” and oppress women. “Men in Texas who have not woken up and smelled the coffee simply do not deserve any loving,” she raved. “… I mean they really do not respect nor listen to women,” she went on, “There is a breed of Texas male who simply does not hear women. Women’s voices remind them of terrorists.”
“You can buy a gun easier than you can get reproductive health care,” she whined (because feminists are grumpy about how it’s so much harder to kill a baby than to buy a gun in Texas). She threw in a jab at President Bush for good measure: “Remember what happened last time when a Texas good ole boy governor took that patriarchy all the way to become President of the United States. Stop the damage now and take back Texas.”
What about Texas pro-life women? Apparently they’re just oppressed by the patriarchy and that’s the only reason they fight for the lives of children in the womb or encourage chastity: “These women, like women who hurt other women everywhere by criticizing and judging them, need to wake up as well. Women hurting other women is suicidal. Women who play into the hand of patriarchy need to be shown the way out of that prison,” insisted Norris.
So apparently, she thinks the screaming mob that blocked the abortion bill last time around wasn’t quite radical enough. But feminists are all about power, so it’s not really a shocker that feminists would want to use sex as a power weapon. Because using your sexuality to manipulate people doesn’t objectify or degrade women at all. Right?
That is exactly what I was thinking. I would not have sex with anyone who was not my wife and my wife opposed abortion.
That sounds like a very good idea. If these women who support abortion or infanticide as I call it, refuse to have sex then they will not have abortions.
Do they not know how babies are made?
You say no I say good bye.
LYSISTRATA
SO, grasp the brim, you, Lampito, and all.
You, Calonice, repeat for the rest
Each word I say. Then you must all take oath
And pledge your arms to the same stern conditions—
LYSISTRATA
To husband or lover I’ll not open arms
CALONICE
_To husband or lover I’ll not open arms_
LYSISTRATA
Though love and denial may enlarge his charms.
CALONICE
_Though love and denial may enlarge his charms._
O, O, my knees are failing me, Lysistrata!
LYSISTRATA
But still at home, ignoring him, I’ll stay,
CALONICE
_But still at home, ignoring him, I’ll stay,_
LYSISTRATA
Beautiful, clad in saffron silks all day.
CALONICE
_Beautiful, clad in saffron silks all day._
LYSISTRATA
If then he seizes me by dint of force,
CALONICE
_If then he seizes me by dint of force,_
LYSISTRATA
I’ll give him reason for a long remorse.
CALONICE
_I’ll give him reason for a long remorse._
LYSISTRATA
I’ll never lie and stare up at the ceiling,
CALONICE
_I’ll never lie and stare up at the ceiling,_
LYSISTRATA
Nor like a lion on all fours go kneeling.
CALONICE
_Nor like a lion on all fours go kneeling._
LYSISTRATA
If I keep faith, then bounteous cups be mine.
CALONICE
_If I keep faith, then bounteous cups be mine._
LYSISTRATA
If not, to nauseous water change this wine.
CALONICE
_If not, to nauseous water change this wine._
LYSISTRATA
Do you all swear to this?
MYRRHINE
We do, we do.
LYSISTRATA
Then I shall immolate the victim thus.
_She drinks._
Mrs Palmer never says “no”....
there is an island called lesbos, it is real and there to this day.
It was legendary as a waypoint for sailors/merchants/navy for their supply and r&r prostitution. The prostitutes were reputed to perfect their skills amongst each other between customers.
IOW a lesbian was a prostitute who was properly trained to please their male custormer.
Feminists seem to think they have the world’s only vaginas.
Perhaps the feminsts are threatening to END their strike and start having sex with men. If abortion continues then they promist to continue keep the uglyness to themselves.
It seems to be that way with all of these "progressive" ideas. They always lead to unintended consequences which require another progressive idea which leads to another problem, ad infinitum.
It would be like Masturbation but with someone to talk to!
Sorry, for being crude & rude.
If there is no sexual intercourse there would be no need for abortions.
Now that we’ve got that problem solved, what’s next?
Athenian soldier to Spartan Herald:
Hey why are you bent over like a man trying to light a match in the wind? What is that thing poking out of your cloak? My god, are you a man or Priapus?
Spartan Herald to Athenian: Fool! That is a Spartan message rod.
I can’t remember any more.
The Fems have a flaw in their campaign logic: It is the Women who have abortions, not the Men.
Women should thus be the targets of the Fems campaign.
Suggestion for Fems campaign poster image: A beautiful Woman sitting with crossed legs.
I guess their old mantra of “Make Love, not War” is passe’ now?
What they really meant was “Make Love, not Babies”.
/sarc
Surely you are hiding a spear under your cloak!
If they don’t have sex there is no need for an abortion.
However, there is a need for that woman’s man to perhaps go ‘abroad’...
and there is plenty of invitations for a boat ride out there these days.
Ya gotta watch out for those 'Come hither' vaginas.
And would any men want them? Maybe if you’re blind or something....
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