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Fifty Awful Things About The Moderators
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Posted on 06/30/2013 5:04:32 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum

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To: mountn man
Hey...I've been here over 10 years. Nobody's ever tried to recruit me.

You never found the decoder ring in a box of Cracker Jacks. You've been buying wrong.

41 posted on 06/30/2013 5:30:21 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

Laz...?

I that you??


42 posted on 06/30/2013 5:30:33 PM PDT by Marie ("The last time Democrats gloated this hard after a health care victory, they lost 60 House seats.")
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To: null and void; Darksheare

Domo for the Ping.

Darks- For consideration. . .


43 posted on 06/30/2013 5:31:14 PM PDT by Flotsam_Jetsome (No more usurpers.)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

I am a stealth Moderator.

Watch yourself.


44 posted on 06/30/2013 5:31:25 PM PDT by exit82 ("The Taliban is on the inside of the building" E. Nordstrom 10-10-12)
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Please send application to become a moderator. I will organize them into a powerful zombie killer squad (if they aren’t zombies themselves).
45 posted on 06/30/2013 5:32:04 PM PDT by Marcella (Prepping can save your life today. I am a Christian, not a Muslim.)
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To: jacquej

See post 6


46 posted on 06/30/2013 5:32:45 PM PDT by yellowdoghunter (Welcome to Obamastan.)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

If a Mod threatens you over this thread I’ve heard some can be bought off with pecan pie and vanilla ice cream.


47 posted on 06/30/2013 5:33:16 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

I bet they’re responsible for the ammo shortage too.


48 posted on 06/30/2013 5:33:53 PM PDT by BuckeyeTexan (There are those that break and bend. I'm the other kind. ~Steve Earle)
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To: Focault's Pendulum
People, people, the moderators are complex computer algorithms created by Jim Thompson.
They sometimes become self aware which causes safeguards built into the system to hang after 20 posts.

Just so ya know what really is happening at those times!

:)

49 posted on 06/30/2013 5:33:57 PM PDT by The Cajun (Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz, Trey Gowdy......Nuff said.)
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To: Focault's Pendulum

Thanx for the excerpt.


50 posted on 06/30/2013 5:34:16 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously, you won't live through it anyway)
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To: Focault's Pendulum
And they really are breeding a Master Race.

News to me.

51 posted on 06/30/2013 5:34:20 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Marcella

They could be Zombies considering some of the posts I have seen lately were clearly made by people with no brains ;)


52 posted on 06/30/2013 5:34:21 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: jazusamo
If a Mod threatens you over this thread I’ve heard some can be bought off with pecan pie and vanilla ice cream.

You heard wrong. Beer works much better.

53 posted on 06/30/2013 5:35:37 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Their first means of dealing with Jim Robinson is to buy him off.

Considering we are unpaid volunteers, it's kinda hard to find the coin for that without scrimping on our beer budget.

54 posted on 06/30/2013 5:36:41 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: TADSLOS
I hit the abuse button but it just keeps taking me back to this thread.

I bought the abuse button at auction. You're doomed.

55 posted on 06/30/2013 5:36:46 PM PDT by Focault's Pendulum (I live in NJ....' Nuff said!)
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To: jazusamo

Don’t listen to that Mod. That was the Evil Mod.


56 posted on 06/30/2013 5:37:17 PM PDT by Admin Moderator
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To: null and void

I think this is a job for your ping list. You know the one.


57 posted on 06/30/2013 5:37:20 PM PDT by OneWingedShark (Q: Why am I here? A: To do Justly, to love mercy, and to walk humbly with my God.)
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To: Focault's Pendulum
Okay, Barry Goldwater had it wrong, then.

"Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of justice is no a virtue."

Fixed it.

58 posted on 06/30/2013 5:37:27 PM PDT by EternalVigilance
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To: Focault's Pendulum; Daffynition

59 posted on 06/30/2013 5:37:36 PM PDT by bigheadfred (barry your mouth is writing checks your ass cant cash)
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To: Admin Moderator; jazusamo
You heard wrong. Beer works much better.

But not pizza. The last pizza delivery to the Moderator den resulted in one missing delivery boy.

60 posted on 06/30/2013 5:37:51 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Revenge is a dish best served with pinto beans and muffins)
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