[rfp1234]

I hope it works just as well on Pelosi and Wasserman-Schultz.

[driftdiver]

Why didn’t she just drive to the hospital?

Or perhaps, just perhaps, grabbed the bottle of fingernail polish remover.

[j_guru]

Now hang on a second... This technique “could” prevent certain types of cold sores, plus the side effects my prove thearoputic for some.. </humor>

[No One Special]

I thought caller ID was everywhere by now.

[fwdude]

Was this done intentionally by a man (and a husband?)

[umgud]

Her true worth immediately increased in her husband’s view.

[Jean S]

This is critically important news. Thanks so much for posting the article twice. What would FR do without articles like this? Regular news articles are so boring.

[FredZarguna]

[gorush]

I have mixed feelings...

[Average Al]

If she was a hooker her stock value would have fallen dramatically. ;-)

[llevrok]

Husbands everywhere are modifying Burt’s Bees lip balm tubes.....

[PLMerite]

Good thing she wasn’t looking for Vagisil...

Of course phoning the police wouldn’t have been as confusing.

[Secret Agent Man]

....and she doesn’t have any nail polish remover around?

[JSteff]

It sounds to be a Darwin award attempt.
Move along, nothing to see here.

[conservativeimage]

i superglued my ear tips into points to see how i’d look as an elf, but they didn’t stay glued. i need to find something stronger. peeling it off was a little uncomfortable, but not something i’d call the ambulance for. sheesh!

[TexasTransplant]

Husband responds .... “Best Sleep I have had in years”

TT

[JennysCool]

Reminds me of that great night on the Art Bell show.

[Svartalfiar]