Sheriff's Log [False Report of Dead Moose]

St. Maries Gazette Record ^ | June 19, 2013 | Unknown

[matt1234]

Monday, June 10. 8:17 p.m. A St. Maries man reported he had been watching a moose near his house for a few days. He said now though it looks like the moose is dead. He said it could be lying down, but he believes it is dead. The man called back later and said he got overexcited and that the moose was still alive.

[higgmeister]

Aren’t you afraid the S/S will beat down your door!?

[JoeProBono]

[eldoradude]

It takes a looooong time to eat a moose. I’ll never eat it again.

[gorush]

Ah, the St.Maries Gazette Record. I lived near there (30 mi)back in the early ‘70’s for 5 or 6 years. I love Idaho as long as you don’t eat too many huckleberrys. Elk, black bear White and Blacktail deer, grouse, trout...truly a wonderful place to live.

[a fool in paradise]

It's all laffs and pictures until the møøse wakes up and bites yør sister.

[Kirkwood]

Let sleeping moose lie.

[BenLurkin]

Quick!

Somebody post a picture of a wicked rack!

[Daffynition]