2 posted on
06/20/2013 6:33:40 PM PDT by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: DogByte6RER; Kathy in Alaska; LUV W; All
3 posted on
06/20/2013 6:34:30 PM PDT by
SevenofNine
(We are Freepers, all your media bases belong to us ,resistance is futile)
To: DogByte6RER
At least it wasn’t a grizzly.
To: DogByte6RER
Still better than Timothy Snackwell....er Treadwell.
5 posted on
06/20/2013 6:37:22 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: DogByte6RER
"Here, hold my bear"...
FMCDH(BITS)
6 posted on
06/20/2013 6:37:44 PM PDT by
nothingnew
(I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
To: DogByte6RER
Ah yes, that old axiom proved, again!
“Some days you get the bear; some days the bear gets you; and, some days you don’t-a-go into the woods, at all!”
To: DogByte6RER
This guy has to take it a little easier.
9 posted on
06/20/2013 6:40:39 PM PDT by
jazusamo
("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
To: DogByte6RER
Guy obviously never listened to Jimmy Buffet’s “God’s Own Drunk”.
10 posted on
06/20/2013 6:40:51 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: DogByte6RER
I was just minding my own business once when a black bear cub came running out of the tree line straight toward me. It was probably thinking “oh neat, I found a human”. I knew at that moment I was probably dead, because the mother bear soon followed, and I had no where to run. Long story stort, I escaped unharmed, but one look at a wild bear tells a sober person it’s not interested in being your friend.
12 posted on
06/20/2013 6:41:04 PM PDT by
Telepathic Intruder
(The only thing the Left has learned from the failures of socialism is not to call it that)
To: DogByte6RER
When I was in college every interesting story I heard was someone beginning it with they were drunk!
14 posted on
06/20/2013 6:46:05 PM PDT by
RginTN
To: DogByte6RER
When one is asked: if you had to be an animal, which one would you choose?
I ALWAYS chose the bear: big, strong, with HUGE claws, no enemies, fearless, feared, unbothered by wolves even, eats honey, crabby--and can do anything it wants, eats HUGE amounts of food for hibernation and sleeps all winter It's only tender spot is its nose.
What a deal!
GGGRRRRRRAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!
To: DogByte6RER
An Alaska man learned that the hard way this weekend when he threw a hungry bear a piece of barbecued meat — only to be mauled by the same bear. "He'd been drinking,"
NEVER feed a drunk bear....
19 posted on
06/20/2013 7:10:01 PM PDT by
mikrofon
(Creme Maulee')
To: kanawa
21 posted on
06/20/2013 7:12:15 PM PDT by
null and void
(Republicans create the tools of oppression, and the democrats gleefully use them!)
To: DogByte6RER
If you’re going to give a bear barbeque meat, Rule #1 — Don’t run out of meat.
26 posted on
06/20/2013 7:32:14 PM PDT by
Bob
To: DogByte6RER
This sounds like a great idea for a road race.
Hold it in an area with bears. Each runner starts out with a beer and some many hamburger patties.
Still thinking how we would pick the winner. Maybe the bears would be the winners?
28 posted on
06/20/2013 7:45:36 PM PDT by
HereInTheHeartland
(Just wanted to say I hope you great NSA folks are enjoying my posts here.)
To: DogByte6RER; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
They're getting smarter...
[Thanks to Gefn for the link!]
29 posted on
06/20/2013 8:01:07 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein)
To: DogByte6RER
32 posted on
06/20/2013 8:12:25 PM PDT by
pax_et_bonum
(Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
To: DogByte6RER
I’m guessing the bear was hoping for baked Alaskan for dessert.
1 outta 2 ain’t bad.
50 posted on
06/22/2013 8:31:14 AM PDT by
green pastures
(Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
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