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Florida Man Left Beaten, Robbed and Nude During First Date: Deputies
NBC Miami ^ | Tuesday, Jun 18, 2013

Posted on 06/18/2013 1:17:10 PM PDT by nickcarraway

Edited on 06/18/2013 1:18:45 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

Shaun Paul Williams, 34, was found by deputies as he was walking on the side of the roadway nude and disoriented, the sheriff

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Gardening; Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: floriduh; tree
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To: Lazamataz

Anything you want to share?


41 posted on 06/18/2013 1:51:39 PM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: tflabo

“If oo was a twee, what kind of twee would oo be?” Baba Waawaa.


42 posted on 06/18/2013 1:54:07 PM PDT by 3catsanadog (I love my country; I don't like its government)
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To: nickcarraway

Prune that Tree!


43 posted on 06/18/2013 2:07:51 PM PDT by 2harddrive
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To: nickcarraway

Shaun: Hey baby. You give me some serious wood.

Tree: Well, OK

(Lights go out as Shaun falls....)


44 posted on 06/18/2013 2:08:09 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: nickcarraway

Man, I used to hate that when it happened.........


45 posted on 06/18/2013 2:10:25 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: Alex in chains

LOL. I will never forget that episode. After saying ‘eight bucks’ and then ‘goodbye George’ as she slams the door, George yells “will I see you again?”


46 posted on 06/18/2013 2:10:38 PM PDT by Cold Case Posse Supporter
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To: Lurker

To: Lazamataz
Anything you want to share?

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No comment from Laz. Not till the bruising and swelling goes down.


47 posted on 06/18/2013 2:10:43 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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To: schm0e

Bush’s fault!


48 posted on 06/18/2013 2:15:08 PM PDT by Freestate316 (Know what you believe and why you believe it.)
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To: nickcarraway

That sounds like one hell of a successful date!


49 posted on 06/18/2013 2:15:16 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: yefragetuwrabrumuy

Well, after viewing the mugshots, that guy is dripping dumb.


50 posted on 06/18/2013 2:20:28 PM PDT by RJS1950 (The democrats are the "enemies foreign and domestic" cited in the federal oath)
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To: driftdiver

“First clue was meeting at a convenience store.”

Second clue was that the chick’s name was “Tree”.


51 posted on 06/18/2013 2:22:30 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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To: tflabo

Barbara WaaWaa is that you?


52 posted on 06/18/2013 2:22:58 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: nickcarraway

Not a promising beginning, I’ll grant you, but they’ll do fine together now that the ice is broken. Remember, relationships have to be worked on in order to succeed.


53 posted on 06/18/2013 2:28:24 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: nickcarraway

Looking at a picture of the victim it is obvious that he could be found on any given day nude and disoriented by the side of the road. All without his climbing a “Tree.”


54 posted on 06/18/2013 2:37:29 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: nickcarraway; mikrofon; martin_fierro
TREE
By Shaun Paul Williams

I think that I shall never see
A person lovely as my Tree.

A Tree whose thirsty mouth is up
Against a giant Slurpee cup;

A Tree that sees a big bear claw
And slips it down inside her bra;

A Tree that says to meet her where
Two men and we a ride can share;

Into whose car I get right in,
And that is when the games begin.

Such dates are made by fools like me,
But none so odd as that with Tree.

55 posted on 06/18/2013 2:38:48 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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To: Billthedrill
Not a promising beginning, I’ll grant you, but they’ll do fine together now that the ice is broken. Remember, relationships have to be worked on in order to succeed.

They met on treeHarmony.com.

56 posted on 06/18/2013 2:40:51 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Picking nuts from a date tree.)
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To: tflabo
What kind of tree is she?

".....and now...."

"The Larch"

57 posted on 06/18/2013 2:43:29 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Responsibility2nd; Lurker; Lazamataz

Laz would fell it.


58 posted on 06/18/2013 2:45:59 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (TIM-BERRRRR!!!!!!!!)
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To: skeeter
I learned early never to urinate in public on the first date.

When I was dating women named "Tree", I usually relaxed my standards.

59 posted on 06/18/2013 2:46:45 PM PDT by BfloGuy (The Eurozone policy might best be described as "Laurel and Hardy Carry a Piano Upstairs.")
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To: driftdiver

Meets girl in convenience store and offers her a ride home.
On the way, gets frisky and strips down to get his freak on with the unwilling victim
Girl bashes him with metal object, leaves him for dead.


60 posted on 06/18/2013 2:50:09 PM PDT by AppyPappy (Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)
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