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1 posted on 06/18/2013 11:22:34 AM PDT by Sopater
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To: Sopater; a fool in paradise; Slings and Arrows
You think it's a joke?


2 posted on 06/18/2013 11:25:13 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Sopater

Demonic.

For certain sure.


3 posted on 06/18/2013 11:25:47 AM PDT by Westbrook (Children do not divide your love, they multiply it.)
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To: Sopater

take THAT, Silky Pony!


4 posted on 06/18/2013 11:26:02 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: Sopater

IBTS (In Before The Skeptics!)


5 posted on 06/18/2013 11:27:05 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Sopater

Don’t let Marco Rubio find out. He’ll want to give the little alien amnesty and a fast track to American citizenship.


6 posted on 06/18/2013 11:27:08 AM PDT by Colonel Kangaroo
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To: Sopater
http://www.sott.net/article/250374-Local-British-politician-Simon-Parkes-goes-public-about-his-lifelong-alien-abduction-experiences

Speaking on YouTube, Coun Parkes said he first saw an alien at the age of eight months, when “a traditional kite-shaped face”, with huge eyes, tiny nostrils and a thin mouth appeared over his cot.

He said: “Two green stick things came in. I was aware of some movement over my head. I thought, ‘they're not mummy's hands, mummy's hands are pink’.”

He added: “I was looking straight into its face. It enters my mind through my eyes and it sends a message down my optic nerve into my brain.

“It says ‘I am your real mother, I am your more important mother’.”

He said after contracting chicken pox at the age of three, his mother went to work and left him at home to fend for himself when an 8ft “doctor” dressed as a waiter appeared to offer help.


7 posted on 06/18/2013 11:27:33 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: Quix

dude ... why did you have to self-immolate?


8 posted on 06/18/2013 11:27:46 AM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilization is Aborting, Buggering, and Contracepting itself out of existence.)
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To: Sopater

Well, I think the guys deserves some real credit here.
No that is a clever way to explain yourself out of a divorce, “hey, honey she wasn’t human, just a space alien. It doesn’t count.”


9 posted on 06/18/2013 11:28:38 AM PDT by svcw (If you are dead when your heart stops, why aren't you alive when it starts.)
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To: Sopater

Investigate!


13 posted on 06/18/2013 11:45:22 AM PDT by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
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To: Sopater
I think I know whom with ..
14 posted on 06/18/2013 11:50:02 AM PDT by knarf (I say things that are true ... I have no proof, but they're true.)
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To: Sopater

Well, how else do you explain Bill Maher?


15 posted on 06/18/2013 11:55:01 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: Sopater

Gee, willfully forcing one’s genitals into the genitalia of a green, 9-foot tall, eight-fingered female alien. That’s way too slimily grisly to contemplate!

Then I reconsidered: What about cramming one’s genitalia into a warm apple pie, as depicted in “American Wedding”? Or how about into the genitalia of female goats as some middle-eastern “allahu Akhbar” screamers are more than wont?

Now, what about forcibly ramming said parts into the thin-skinned, fecal exit port of another male human?

What’s next in the devolution of humans? Cramming male parts into edgy iron storm drain holes? Some are actually attracted to little guillotines as they undergo what Limbaugh calls the choppadickoffame “medical” procedure.

We’re being conditioned here (if not being tempted away from God’s flock), are we not, not to judge the genitalia-ramming choices of others? In most every case, we’re not allowed to have thoughts critical of such people. Many people get jobs and promotions based on their participation if not willing subservience to such things. So much good, right? (NOT!)

Similarly, I supposed we’re supposed not to be critical—like this poor man’s short-sighted wife and mother of his children—of this guy’s choices with the green alien.

This story and our response to us can surely lift us up, no?

I suppose fantasized sex with a 9-foot, 8-fingered alien is a lesser evil than actually damaging human fecal exit port skin and spreading disease. After all, the occurrence of the former compared to the latter is about “at most 4” to billions of times per year. So, I’ll cut the guy just a teensy bit of slack, except for what he’s done to his own wife and family, and everyone else in his audience he would lead astray. OK, let me revise that: no slack.

For those other selfish, mafia-style disease-spreading sadists I will have no sense that He’s done an injustice when God separates those to His left from the rest of us.

His Plan for us hold SO much more promise of goodness!

HF


16 posted on 06/18/2013 12:09:18 PM PDT by holden (Alter or abolish it yet?)
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To: Sopater

There used to be insane asylums for people like that. And society as a whole was better off then. Hmmmm....


19 posted on 06/18/2013 12:21:27 PM PDT by Moltke ("I am Dr. Sonderborg," he said, "and I don't want any nonsense.")
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To: Sopater
I think I am fairly clear in my head that I am being monitored [by aliens] very closely and if there is anthing that’s seriously about to happen or does happen then I am fairly confident in my own mind that they will intervene, they have in the past.”

No, that's the NSA.

20 posted on 06/18/2013 12:27:16 PM PDT by bgill (This reply was mined before it was posted.)
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