Gee, willfully forcing one’s genitals into the genitalia of a green, 9-foot tall, eight-fingered female alien. That’s way too slimily grisly to contemplate!
Then I reconsidered: What about cramming one’s genitalia into a warm apple pie, as depicted in “American Wedding”? Or how about into the genitalia of female goats as some middle-eastern “allahu Akhbar” screamers are more than wont?
Now, what about forcibly ramming said parts into the thin-skinned, fecal exit port of another male human?
What’s next in the devolution of humans? Cramming male parts into edgy iron storm drain holes? Some are actually attracted to little guillotines as they undergo what Limbaugh calls the choppadickoffame “medical” procedure.
We’re being conditioned here (if not being tempted away from God’s flock), are we not, not to judge the genitalia-ramming choices of others? In most every case, we’re not allowed to have thoughts critical of such people. Many people get jobs and promotions based on their participation if not willing subservience to such things. So much good, right? (NOT!)
Similarly, I supposed we’re supposed not to be critical—like this poor man’s short-sighted wife and mother of his children—of this guy’s choices with the green alien.
This story and our response to us can surely lift us up, no?
I suppose fantasized sex with a 9-foot, 8-fingered alien is a lesser evil than actually damaging human fecal exit port skin and spreading disease. After all, the occurrence of the former compared to the latter is about “at most 4” to billions of times per year. So, I’ll cut the guy just a teensy bit of slack, except for what he’s done to his own wife and family, and everyone else in his audience he would lead astray. OK, let me revise that: no slack.
For those other selfish, mafia-style disease-spreading sadists I will have no sense that He’s done an injustice when God separates those to His left from the rest of us.
His Plan for us hold SO much more promise of goodness!
HF
“What’s next in the devolution of humans? Cramming male parts into edgy iron storm drain holes?”
I hear that vacuum cleaner hoses are currently popular.
***Gee, willfully forcing one’s genitals into the genitalia of a green, 9-foot tall, eight-fingered female alien. That’s way too slimily grisly to contemplate!****
Reminds me of an old PLAYBOY cartoon from around 1969.
A spacecraft full of green well stacked women are about to land on earth.
One green woman says to another, “The men of this planet, I wonder if they will be friendly?”