The chair is against the wall; John has a long mustache. (Total Vanity, but just for fun)

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[KittenClaws]

The chair is against the wall: First of all, we are in some deep sort of deep doo-doo . Where can the chair move when it is against the wall? What is the chair to do?

Fortunately, John has the answer. He has a long mustache, after all. But what does this mustache signify?

[smoothsailing]

PUT THE CANDLE BACK!!!

[Slump Tester]

Boris has delivered the pizza. Natasha sends regards.

[laplata]

FLOTUS braids her armpits.

[null and void]

Bronco has a wide beard. Bronco has a wide beard.

[bigbob]

Drink your Ovaltine

(it means, you just got rooked, kid)

[mylife]

I hear the gooseberrys are ready for the pie....

[Fast Moving Angel]

BFLR ... this is gonna be a good thread ;-)

[llevrok]

It’s crackers when you slip a rozzer in the dropsy and snide.

[Mortrey]

“Good Cornflakes, Mzzz McDonough.”

[kitchen]

When the wind blows from the north, the fisherman goes not forth;

When the wind blows from the east, the fish bite the least;

When the wind blows from the south, it blow the food in the fishes mouth;

But when the wind blows from the west, the fish bite the best.

[ThomasThomas]

The chair was against the wall, we batted left handed and they couldn’t strike out and we still won. We never had food fights when they severed tater tots.

[KittenClaws]

The armpit hairs of FLOTUS are amply braided.

-— sounds like you have some NSA info goin’ on there!

[Cvengr]

Wound my heart with a monotonous languor,....Wound my heart with a monotonous languor,

[Deathtomarxists]

This Sumter day begins with pain
Tis the price.to pay to gain
Evolution resolves that day
To make a splash with flaming haze

The hut flambays at midnight
Well done, extra crispy, original recipe

[mylife]

It's a man's life, in the BDA

[KittenClaws]

LOL! Or was that not supposed to be funny? Or should I just know it was funny, and kept my mouth shut?

[Envisioning]

LOL!

[Joe 6-pack]

[KittenClaws]

Good. First post that actually got the “ and what they would mean” part. Though, making up my own answers is quite a bit of fun.

[skully]

Galt’s Gulch is beautiful this time of year.

The roses have no thorns...repeat... the roses have no thorns.