Miss USA 2013: Swimsuit pics

zap2it ^ | June 6, 2013

[SMGFan]

Miss Alabama USA Mary Margaret McCord

[fieldmarshaldj]

I'll take the skinny ones. You can have the rest.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Yo! Where the black chicks?

[BitWielder1]

Wow, it’s like wife shopping.

Yea, like going to a luxury car show when you know you can't afford any of them.

[Rodamala]

I used to graphitti my best female friend’s Cosmopolitan and Glamour magazines she’d have laying on her coffee table... adding blurbs so the sickly thin models were saying things like, “Please? Someone, please buy me a steak dinner”... or “Help me. I have an eating disorder”.

Would piss her off every time... then again, I never knew there was such a thing as a size 0 dress until I went dress shopping with her.

[Old Sarge]

I find that is usually malespeak for "small boobs."

No. You don't know what you're talking about.

The coatrack bones-peeking-out body type that is the so-called "ideal female figure" was created by the fashion industry.

The fashion industry is dominated by homosexuals who want women to look like ten-year-old boys.

Your next post should read "I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm talking about".

[fhayek]

Speak for yourself.

[Army Air Corps]

Let me put it to you this way, they don’t look like Raquel Welch when she was in her prime.

[Impy]

Colorado and North Carolina are. But both are light skinned/mixed race especially Colorado’s Halle Berry look alike.

I thought Miss Mississipi too but I googled it, she’s Bengali-American.

Now for my personal awards.

Biggest melons: Miss Oregon

Best name: Miss Virginia

[tflabo]

You’re outta your mind and eyes. I think Miss Kentucky is the pick of the litter.

[laplata]

Let me put it to you this way, they don’t look like Raquel Welch when she was in her prime.

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Raquel was the finest.

[gunsequalfreedom]

You forgot tho post the pics!

[gunsequalfreedom]

You forgot tho post the pics!

[Shadow44]

There’s a difference. Skinny used to mean “healthy”, not the gaunt runway models that make you cringe.

Their legs are kind of thin, but they’re not excessively thin to the point that their ribs are exposed or wrists look like they could snap twisting a bottle open.

[gunsequalfreedom]

That is so sad

[doorgunner69]

Thank you, I get so sick of the "get her a cheeseburger" crowd. Too skinny, looks like a teenage boy.....

I would guess they come from places that have a shortage of women that put much effort into staying in shape.

You found the perfect reply to those comments.....Let them enjoy!

[Vermont Lt]

Crack whore? Really? Come on. They are thin, but crack whore? That’s just not fair.

[ottbmare]

I agree that the fashion industry is run by homosexuals who want women to look like boys, and choose emaciated, miserable, starved young girls whom they can manipulate and terrorize. This is something I have seen close up and know about.

I don't agree that these girls look like coat-racks. There is a difference between maximal beauty at 19 and at 30 and at forty. The pageant contestants are all around 18-20, so they're going to be more slender. It's natural for a woman to put on some weight as she gets older, and a girl who is heavier when she's young is going to get fairly porky as she gets into middle age. These girls will all be curvier as they go through their twenties and start to have babies.

As for not knowing what I'm talking about: I have a woman's body, and considering the amount of time I've spent in women's locker rooms, I'd bet my next house payment that I've seen more naked women than you have. :-)

[basil]

That is one of the saddest photos I have ever seen. Their lives must be miserable. I can’t imagine why they would pose for a photo dressed like they are............

[Revolting cat!]

Miss Americas are better than Miss USAs!

[Timber Rattler]

Ms. New Hampshire...wow!