Guess I need to move to a place where crack is more popular...
Posted on 06/07/2013 7:52:25 PM PDT by SMGFan
Miss Alabama USA Mary Margaret McCord
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AT LAST!
A post tonight that doesn’t make my blood boil and cause me to write pings that set off alarms at The Palace’s secret police.
Thank you for your service to my blood pressure!
Miss Alabama looks very good even by beauty queen standards.
Many of those young ladies need some meat on their bones. I mean that they need to gain some weight.
Not Guilty!
I am a heterosexual woman and old enough to be the mother of most of these young ladies, but I must say they make me proud. We make lovely women in this country. An interesting assortment of ethnic backgrounds, all beautiful. Yet of course real beauty glows from the spiritual life within.
I find that is usually malespeak for "small boobs." The fact is that if most women gain weight it goes into lumps on the thighs, abdominal fat, jiggly arms, and internal fat, not larger breasts.
Well....the code’s been cracked.
No, it is “Malespeak” for “they have no hips.” A chica can be slim and still look like an adult female.
Skinny chicks are just not attractive. Miss Kentucky in particular looks too much like an anorexic crack whore. I think Miss DC and Miss North Dakota are probably curvy enough. Miss New Mexico is pretty good. Miss Oregon is perfect.
“I find that is usually malespeak for “small boobs.””
No, I meant that they look SKINNY! I am not a ‘boob man’. ;-) Their legs look SKINNY without a lot of definition!
Hot but there could be room for improvement: Have them carry a can of beer on a platter as if they are about to present it to me as I watch the game.
Bookmark. For educational purposes.
“Skinny chicks are just not attractive.”
Amen!
Wow, it’s like wife shopping.
Miss World is skipping the swimsuit? Lame.
No one seems to give a damn about these beauty pageants anymore. No one watchs on tv.
BTW former Miss America and Conservative Republican Erika Harold is challenging freshman Congressman Rodney Davis (who was appointed to the GOP nomination after the prior incumbent quit the race) in Illinois’s 13th district.
They’re 20 years old. If you see substantial hips on them now, they’re going to be double-wides when they’re 45. Their hips will widen out plenty when they have that first baby (partly due to fat accumulation, and partly because the ligaments of the pelvis are loosened by hormones that prepare the body for labor and delivery). So count your blessings and enjoy the sight of a girlish figure now, while they’re still girls.
They all have the same hair except Miss New Hampshire.
May as well put ‘em all in burkas.... hahah!
Guess I need to move to a place where crack is more popular...
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