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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: Monkey Face

#NSACalledToTellMe they ate my ping list!


81 posted on 06/07/2013 5:02:37 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face

I have mine, it just vanished from my browser window.
Oh well, double pinged myself, but only one with the proper link!


82 posted on 06/07/2013 5:03:32 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Monkey Face

Heading out for the night, “see” everyone on Monday sometime.


83 posted on 06/07/2013 5:04:05 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee, first one's free.....)
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To: Darksheare

#NSACalledToTellMe my wife missed a spot while she was shaving


84 posted on 06/07/2013 5:04:36 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: meyer

#NSACalledToTellMe ..... “Dude?!?! Ever heard of manscaping


85 posted on 06/07/2013 5:11:00 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Mad Dawgg; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; fanfan; All

#NSACalledToTellMe there is no A/C in my SUV, so why am I still driving it in the desert.


86 posted on 06/07/2013 5:11:57 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Obama is either clueless & should resign, or he knows what's going on & should be impeached. fb)
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To: Monkey Face; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; fanfan

#NSACalledToTellMe stop with the midget porn already its freaking us out, out here in the van


87 posted on 06/07/2013 5:15:23 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg (If you're going to deny my 1st Amendment rights then I must proceed to the 2nd one...)
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To: Darksheare

#NSACalledToTellMe that sugar-free candy I like so much doesn’t help you lose weight.

It is true, but it makes Mrs. FD and my Dr. happy that I consume it instead of the wonderful real carb-loaded sugar nature and God gave us an almost carnal desire for.


88 posted on 06/07/2013 5:15:56 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea)
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To: Monkey Face
#NSACalledToTellMe I really need to check into the UT more often.

I like June's home. It feels...watched.

89 posted on 06/07/2013 5:16:20 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Join AAAA : Americans Against Acronym Abuse)
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90 posted on 06/07/2013 5:26:03 PM PDT by Old Sarge (My "KMA List" is growing daily...)
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To: Darksheare

Gee, hope you get your demons in a row soon. (Maybe you could get a less pesky species to power your equipment.)


91 posted on 06/07/2013 5:26:05 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Silentgypsy; Monkey Face

#NSACalledToTellMe that Kathleen wants another Oreo.


92 posted on 06/07/2013 5:29:15 PM PDT by Tax-chick (More open defiance is needed.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

#NSACalledToTellMe you have been AWOL, and no one could find you to distribute rum-laced cocoa and chocolate chip cookies.

They DID, however, tell me they will be watching you...like One-Eyed Wobblies....


93 posted on 06/07/2013 5:29:34 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Obama is either clueless & should resign, or he knows what's going on & should be impeached. fb)
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To: Tax-chick

#NSACalledToTellMe That whatever Kathleen wants, Kathleen gets!


94 posted on 06/07/2013 5:30:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Obama is either clueless & should resign, or he knows what's going on & should be impeached. fb)
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To: Monkey Face

They sure are observant!


95 posted on 06/07/2013 5:33:23 PM PDT by Tax-chick (More open defiance is needed.)
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To: Old Sarge

Deporting for ruty!


96 posted on 06/07/2013 5:35:43 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: Monkey Face; Harmless Teddy Bear; Tax-chick; Darksheare; Silentgypsy; Dead Corpse; fanfan; ...

#NSACalledToTellMe that I haven’t called them in years.

I don’t call, I don’t write. I bet they know I’m thinking about them though.


97 posted on 06/07/2013 5:35:54 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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To: NicknamedBob

You are just that sort of darling person (seriesly).


98 posted on 06/07/2013 5:37:00 PM PDT by Silentgypsy
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To: NicknamedBob

But what about your in-laws?


99 posted on 06/07/2013 5:40:03 PM PDT by Tax-chick (More open defiance is needed.)
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To: Silentgypsy

Well, when I did call, they were very impersonal. They’d answer a telephone extension by reciting the extension number.

It was like, “Hello, (snort), this is the party to whom you are speaking.”


100 posted on 06/07/2013 5:42:59 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (The universe generally responds poorly to any attempt to draw attention to its numerous flaws.)
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