NSA
Employee of the Year!
Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
I liked the lizards vs mirrors sections.
Lizards are easily confused. Dragon-baby was flirting with Frank’s plastic alligator this morning. Apparently it’s much more manly than Santana.
Ouch!
That’s gotta hurt the ole dragon pride.
I agree that Obama is living his dreams of grandeur. However, Obama is nothing more than a shill for a cabal of other persons from low level like Ayers, Jarrett, Susteen, etc to the Soros and Rothchilds. You can throw all the new world order bunch in with them as far as I am concerned.
NSA
Employee of the Year!
OCD and ADHD, it's a hellofa...oooh shiny!
oooh..that made me feel a little better! LOL!
The catz are the most entertaining!
My BP is up a little which is a good sign, but I’m still a little wobbly.
I’ll go back in and lie down in a bit, but for now, I want to be up. Will I regret it?
Oh dear.
(What’s an ulcer cocktail?)
Santana may be too old to care. He poses for his reflection sometimes, but he doesn’t show much interest in Baby. Of course, if they were actually together, he’d probably perk up long enough to father 50 eggs.
I had a cat that, while too dumb to know not to jump under the table, was smart enough to know the mirror wasn’t another cat.
Oddball kitty she was.
How long do they normally live anyway?
And what would he do with fifty little mini-me’s scrabbling around?
An ulcer cocktail is a sliced banana in a bowl with drained pineapple (crushed, chunks or sliced) with about 1/2 teaspoon each of ground ginger, cloves and cinnamon, with about 1/4 cup of honey on top. It is awesome! It works almost immediately to stop the bleeding.
In lieu of that, I’m drinking a mixture of chamomile and ginger teas, with an occasional ounce of water mixed with a dash of cayenne pepper. Slower, but effective.
Thanks. I’m adding that to my armamentarium.
I suspect fresh pineapple would be bad, due to the enzymes.
I don’t know, but I tried it and it wasn’t that good, mixed all in with the other stuff. And I drank the juice when I was done, just because I LIKE it!
Ohyes...I use the flat cans of pineapple, and use it all in the same dish. It doesn’t seem to be as effective if it’s cold.
Don’t forget the teas and the cayenne. And if you use the cayenne, don’t eat anything for about 10 minutes after, to give the stuff a chance to do its magic.
There are widely divergent views on how long dragons can live. 7 years seems a pretty common guess, and Santana’s about 5.
Well, would that be disarray,
or maybe disarray,
or maybe datarray?
“Why, when I was a young’un, we had to catch our own crickets!” -Santana
“No! Then what?” -Dragonbaby
“Why, they were huge and fierce things, not like the crickets we have these days! And they fought back too!”
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