Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Palmdale no longer has the drag strip there, but yes, the climate is somewhat similar. It’s cooler nights there, but the days are just as hot.
I’m like a lizard on a rock in the summer, here, but I’m always aware that lots of people don’t like the heat.
Mine is #NSACalledToTellMe that Mrs. Kravitz (from Betwitched) will be moving next store to me.
Tomorrow I get to go to a therapist and see if I have ADHD or something. My Chief suggested that I might.
An increasingly rare condition is to be thought of as normal.
Apparently, there’s no money in it.
The look is perfect.
Don't be helping the enemy. ;-)
I don’t get that impression from you Anoreth. You seem too detail oriented to be suffering from ADHD, or ADD.
You’re right Bob. There is no money in it.
People with this make too many mistakes.
I only allow enough “average” in my life to be able to save on clothes and shoes.
Bump for your tag line!
It seems like every “average” life is different.
Maybe it will be fun. You’re probably just stressed out from Bill, the dog, and the traffic ticket. Take many deep breaths!
Congratulations on the receipt of your pills, and I’m glad the car situation was sorted out before poor Brandon went to the slammer!
Wouldn’t Dream of it!
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For years I was 694 at work.
Did it hurt?
The silicon spay on the floor hurt the most.
What a silly place to store it.
Much safer stored in a Can.
They got a building down New York City, it's called Whitehall Street, where you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected, neglected and selected. I went down to get my physical examination one day, and I walked in, I sat down, got good and drunk the night before, so I looked and felt my best when I went in that morning. `Cause I wanted to look like the all-American kid from New York City, man I wanted, I wanted to feel like the all-, I wanted to be the all American kid from New York, and I walked in, sat down, I was hung down, brung down, hung up, and all kinds o' mean nasty ugly things. And I waked in and sat down and they gave me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the phsychiatrist, room 604." And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."
Arlo Guthrie, "Alice's Restaurant"
It did not have good dialog (one funny line at the end) but it did have two of the three things I demand if the movie doesn't have an interesting plot. Guns and explosions, no space ships though.
Basically it is "Die Hard at the White House" without the humor. The critics paned it for being "jingoistic and flag waving" that IMHO was one of the few redeeming parts of the movie.
What a half a star for the jingoism and one star each for the guns and explosions it gets a two and a half out of five.
But it did start me thinking, there is another clone of this movie coming out called "White House Down".
There have been by my count five movies where the White House is destroyed. Independence Day (1996) Seven Days 1998 GI Joe 3 (or is it 4) 2013 Olympus has Fallen 2013 and White House Down 2013.
All of them when demonRat presidents are in power and all of them when their administrations are not doing very well.
I keep thinking of the movie "Independence Day" when people in the theater cheered the White House getting blown up.
I don't know what it means but it seems sort of odd.
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