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#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter
Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1; benghazi; fastandfurious; hashtag; impeachnow; irs; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; nsa; nsacalledtotellme; spamthensa; twitter; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: moose07

reminds me of ... heck I’ll be quiet ...


581 posted on 06/12/2013 2:05:45 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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Heck a Song for All of Us ... Stuck Like Glue ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q9Gou6d9Uo&feature=endscreen&NR=1


582 posted on 06/12/2013 2:08:18 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: moose07

...and the fat man sings at dawn.


583 posted on 06/12/2013 2:08:30 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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To: moose07

(Wait. Maybe it’s “the fat man sits on the roof,” and “the pigeon sings at dawn.”...)

:o0


584 posted on 06/12/2013 2:09:36 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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To: Monkey Face

Now Face I know you did not run that radio station out of London ... you are too young.


585 posted on 06/12/2013 2:11:54 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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WWII messages.


586 posted on 06/12/2013 2:12:29 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: ThunderSleeps

Good one!


587 posted on 06/12/2013 2:18:20 PM PDT by Fledermaus (The Republican Party is dead. Let's not pretend otherwise.)
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To: no-to-illegals

But I had help...:o])


588 posted on 06/12/2013 2:26:40 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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To: Monkey Face

91 and humid. Unnngh.


589 posted on 06/12/2013 2:40:17 PM PDT by Tax-chick (More open defiance is needed.)
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To: Tax-chick

Who is 91?


590 posted on 06/12/2013 2:42:40 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (A bad hair day is not a mental issue, or is it?)
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To: Tax-chick

105 degs ~ 9 %

The wind is really ugly! Gusts S at 29 mph...


591 posted on 06/12/2013 3:00:01 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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To: null and void
LOL. love it and SPOT ON!

:)

592 posted on 06/12/2013 3:05:00 PM PDT by ZinGirl (kids in college....can't afford a tagline right now)
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To: ThomasThomas; Monkey Face

The temperature.

Some of the children are swimming. Others are playing a computer game. We are all tired.


593 posted on 06/12/2013 3:45:12 PM PDT by Tax-chick (More open defiance is needed.)
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To: Tax-chick

Since I couldn’t swim, I did other things and so, I am tired. I would like to nap in your sun room.

Since it’s not available, I will, (most likely) head for the bedroom in a very short time.


594 posted on 06/12/2013 3:57:37 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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To: Monkey Face

We would be happy to have you here, to nap with Jake and his catnip mouse!


595 posted on 06/12/2013 4:11:53 PM PDT by Tax-chick (More open defiance is needed.)
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To: Tax-chick

It was 81 here today but yard work made it feel hotter.


596 posted on 06/12/2013 4:21:57 PM PDT by ThomasThomas (A bad hair day is not a mental issue, or is it?)
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To: Tax-chick

I could lovingly nap with an animated Purr Machine. It would lower my BP. And with that, I’m taking me, my silly self and I off to bed, where we can’t get into trouble for what we are thinking.

Go figger!

;o]


597 posted on 06/12/2013 4:42:10 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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To: ThomasThomas

It’s 104 here by my computer beeber, but most folks are not doing yard work: They know better! LOL!


598 posted on 06/12/2013 4:43:29 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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To: Monkey Face; Jim Robinson

well it’s back ... report of sameness as before Jim. Perhaps it is only at my local ... I’ll do some checking.


599 posted on 06/12/2013 4:44:09 PM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: Monkey Face

Off for the night! Ta, everyone!


600 posted on 06/12/2013 4:44:11 PM PDT by Monkey Face (You have nothing to fear if you have nothing to hide. ~ Joseph Goebbels / Barack Obama)
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