Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
reminds me of ... heck I’ll be quiet ...
Heck a Song for All of Us ... Stuck Like Glue ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q9Gou6d9Uo&feature=endscreen&NR=1
...and the fat man sings at dawn.
(Wait. Maybe it’s “the fat man sits on the roof,” and “the pigeon sings at dawn.”...)
:o0
Now Face I know you did not run that radio station out of London ... you are too young.
WWII messages.
Good one!
But I had help...:o])
91 and humid. Unnngh.
Who is 91?
105 degs ~ 9 %
The wind is really ugly! Gusts S at 29 mph...
:)
The temperature.
Some of the children are swimming. Others are playing a computer game. We are all tired.
Since I couldn’t swim, I did other things and so, I am tired. I would like to nap in your sun room.
Since it’s not available, I will, (most likely) head for the bedroom in a very short time.
We would be happy to have you here, to nap with Jake and his catnip mouse!
It was 81 here today but yard work made it feel hotter.
I could lovingly nap with an animated Purr Machine. It would lower my BP. And with that, I’m taking me, my silly self and I off to bed, where we can’t get into trouble for what we are thinking.
Go figger!
;o]
It’s 104 here by my computer beeber, but most folks are not doing yard work: They know better! LOL!
well it’s back ... report of sameness as before Jim. Perhaps it is only at my local ... I’ll do some checking.
Off for the night! Ta, everyone!
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