#NSACalledToTellMe trending on Twitter

Twitter Hashtag #NSACalledToTellMe ^ | June 7th 2013 | Me (Mad Dawgg)

[Mad Dawgg]

Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets

Here are some examples:

#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit

#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.

#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.

#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!

#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.

#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.

#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight

#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.

#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.

#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.

#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”

#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!

#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.

#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.

#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.

[RummyChick]

jeff smith ‏@msr1776 2m #NSACalledToTellMe they were running low on ammo and were coming to get some

[RummyChick]

⚓Gena Michael⚓ ‏@blazinggunz85 28m #nsacalledtotellme if I became a man, converted to Islam and changed my name to Mohammed, I'd stop being surveillanced

[novemberslady]

#NSACalledToTellMe Yeah Timothy also wants to know where you got that purse, and the shoes to match in size 12.

:)

[ThunderSleeps]

#NSACalledToTellMe - stop looking up pictures of cats, it's creeping us out. Why don't you look up porn like a regular guy? Dave is old-school, he suggests Angie Everhart.

#NSACalledToTellMe - please stop saying random things like "gays suck"... Every time we write that up in a transcript we get sent to diversity/sensitivity training.

#NSACalledToTellMe - please stop leaving your computer looping a Barney's song mp3. It keeps activating the voice-activated mikes. If you don't, we'll destroy the recordings, falsify the transcripts to make you sound like a terrorist, and call in a drone strike on you. We're serious, Dave is typing up the transcripts now...

[Pan_Yan]

#NSACalledToTellMe What Happens in Vegas, stays in our Utah data center.

Now that's funny right thar, I don't care who you are.

[Cyclone59]

ping

[ThunderSleeps]

#NSACalledToTellMe - The TV remote I'm looking for is under the recliner. It fell on the floor and Fluffy started playing with it. Speaking of Fluffy, you forgot/missed Fluffy's vet appointment yesterday but don't worry, we took her, and the vet says she's fine but cut down on the treats a little bit.

#NSACalledToTellMe - you don't call your Mom often enough. She's worried about you, you should hear the things she says to Aunt Lori about you. You are worrying that poor woman to death. Do it, do it now! Here, we've got her number too it's 555... We're sending her flowers and putting them on your AmEx...

[TalonDJ]

#NSACalledToTellMe do you really need that many guns?

Oh wait... cr@p. That isn’t funny. Sorry.

[ThunderSleeps]

#NSACalledToTellMe - your life is boring, we’re going to help. Dianne, the blond in 4A is lonely too. She likes Thai food, Game of Thrones, and hates players. So, tomorrow be ready to leave your apartment by 07:32. When we ring your phone exactly once, walk out the door... You’ll “just happen to” run into her in the elevator. Mention how the flowers blooming in spring is nice, she likes pink not red roses...

[tbw2]

The thread is pretty funny. And given their data mining tools, a lot of the monitors will be reading these posts.

[tbw2]

That actually opens up a good side topic. What happens when this government database is hacked? And what protection do we have when it happens?
And imagine the salivation of hackers and jokers when your medical information is combined with it.

[Mad Dawgg]

#NSACalledToTellMe that if I don’t stop it I will go blind

[Mad Dawgg]

#NSACalledToTellMe if I don’t stop criticizing the administration my internet service will be cu...

[cyberaxe]

#nsacalledtotellme

...that using the password on my Wi-Fi "Obama Sucks" isn't very secure, it's actually the most common one...

[Mad Dawgg]

#NSACalledToTellMe that I should reject those voices that warn of government tyranny (Our boss made us say this)

[Piranha]

People are forgetting that this government has identified Tea Partiers, gun control advocates and other conservatives as “terrorists”. When we read that the phone spying efforts were aimed at rooting out terrorists and their networks, I do not think that the government thinks that “terrorist” means what we think it means. I think that they wanted to monitor US calling patterns to identify conservatives and their allies.

[cyberaxe]

#NSACalledToTellMe

...We're from the government and we're here to help...

...ah screw it, can we get you to stop channel surfing...

...we have money riding on the game tonight...

[Mad Dawgg]

"I think that they wanted to monitor US calling patterns to identify conservatives and their allies."

#NSACalledToTellMe Nuke it from Orbit its the only way to be sure...

[Lucky9teen]

This thread is great. Thanx for linking it to OFST...

#NSACalledToTellMe Google Earth reported that my roof could use a power washing

#NSACalledToTellMe To pour the gallon of milk in my fridge down the drain, it’s expired

#NSACalledToTellMe the pressure cooker I ordered online for canning this years veggie crop is grounds for police search of my house!

#NSACalledToTellMe that’s not Susan Rice in my rear-view mirror

#NSACalledToTellMe I really need to wear more clothes around my apartment.

#nsacalledtotellme Intelligence Chief Says Massive Data Collection Is No Big Deal, BUT REPORTING It Is - Forbes http://t.…;

#NSACalledToTellMe “Don’t worry about Left or Right - we cover everyone indiscriminately.

#NSACalledToTellMe That the dog is ready at the groomer

#NSACalledToTellMe they may start charging for all the free porn I watch! #Dafuq?!?

#NSACalledToTellMe that credit card records indicate I once purchased reg unleaded although premium is recommended for my car..Final Warning

#NSACalledToTellMe my husband put the toilet paper roll on upside down.

#NSACalledToTellMe That I need to quit watching them watch me.

#NSACalledToTellMe To quit putting my phone in my back pocket because my farts were distorting the microphone.

#NSACalledToTellMe You sure you want to keep using that #TCOT hashtag on Twitter? We might need to notify the IRS.

#NSACalledToTellMe that Santa Claus is not real and they have proof

[Lucky9teen]

#NSACalledToTellMe Al Qaeda is on the run, ‘ terrorists’ don’t exist, the IRS is my ‘friend’ , Fox is evil and George Orwell was an idiot

#NSACalledToTellMe… you wanted a border fence, so we’re giving you an iron curtain instead.

#NSACalledToTellMe my phone bill is due: I told them: you pay it....your on it more than I am....

#NSACalledToTellMe they’re monitoring all 57 states” #fb

#NSACalledToTellMe They were wearing nothing but jack-boots...and a smile.