Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
#NSACalledToTellMe what I’m having for lunch tomorrow
PRICELESS!
#NSACalledToTellMe to say that there is No Such Agency
#NSACalledToTellMe that "between you and me.."
#NSACalledToTellMe that someone's about to knock on my door.
#NSACalledToTellMe I shouldn’t worry cause they’re only targeting terrorists. Oh, and the milk in my fridge is past it’s sell-by date.
Ridicule,,, they HATE it because it really truly damages them.
#NSACalledToTellMe to stop walking around the house naked. It’s confusing the facial recognition cameras.
#NSACalledToTellMe Your mom’s meatloaf recipe. Give it to us or so help me god I will reign hellfire upon THEE!
#NSACalledToTellMe to quit googling “Obama Antichrist”
These comments are all over the Web and are certainly hilarious ... but the best thing about them is they display the ACTUAL American spirit which has been dormant since Obama took office. The race card is maxed out and people are seeing Obama for what he is ... just another Chicago pol with dreams of tyrannical grandeur. He has completely overreached in his incredible paranoia. More and more, I believe this isn’t going to end well for him.
#NSACalledToTellMe that all those Nigerian princes are for real and then they gave me an address in which to forward my money.
#NSACalledToTellMe that they have a nigerian price on the line who wants to give me a million bucks
#NSACalledToTellMe naming my wireless home network, “NSA Surveillance Caravan” was very confusing
This nation was built on ridicule, against King George, and now it's the best weapon against these fascists. Pour it on.
#NSACalledToTellMe We find it odd you eat your candy bars with a knife & fork....explain..
HA!
#NSACalledToTellMe “While watching TV why do you pick your nose during every second commercial? You are grossing us out.”
Hmmmmmmm. I think I just might rename mine “NSA Surveillance Bait”...
#NSACalledToTellMe We have recommended you to the tv show Hoarders, expect a call
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