Posted on 06/06/2013 10:53:34 PM PDT by Mad Dawgg
Twitter is running rampant with #NSACalledToTellMe tweets
Here are some examples:
#NSACalledToTellMe they need to use my bathroom -- the van's portapotty has exceeded its limit
#NSACalledToTellMe Kudos on eating a salad with no dressing instead of The Blue Bell Rocky Road Icecream in my freezer.
#NSACalledToTellMe they're not the NSA, don't know anything and would I please do the damn dishes.
#nsacalledtotellme that my spare set of car keys fell in between the couch cushions!
#NSACalledToTellMe to press 1 if my wiretapping experience was agreeable. If not, please notify next-of-kin of impending absence.
#NSACalledToTellMe their data center is totally CFC & sodium free.
#NSACalledToTellMe my college is paid for, credit card debt forgiven and my range rover will be in the drive tomorrow... #riiight
#NSACalledToTellMe I have a boring life and none of my communications are worth keeping.
#NSACalledToTellMe To move a little to the right. My shoulder was blocking the webcam.
#NSACalledToTellMe that my turds are a threat to national security, and demanded I relinquish them to the government.
#NSACalledToTellMe Adolf Hitler would have given his left nut for their data mining technology.”
#NSACalledToTellMe Just because Obama is running the country doesn't mean he knew about this!!
#NSACalledToTellMe. Sorry about missing that Boston bombing thing, we were too busy with you and your grandma.
#NSACalledToTellMe They were jamming my prayers b4 they make it to God so just stop praying already.
#NSACalledToTellMe I don't have to worry about backing up important documents, they've got me covered.
Oh, yes, he’s heard all that ... the Chinese restaurant owners up the street illegally house their workers in their house just like ours ... but it doesn’t penetrate into Bill’s personal reality.
The Stig fell in love with you! What can I say? LOL!! The only other person he does that with is Busdaddy. Go figger. ;o]
The other thing that brings out the grouchy wet blanket in me is when they say, “I don’t care about money. I just want to be happy.” Funny—come to think of it, nobody’s said that to me in years. Imagine....
10-4 ... Breaking the rule set for myself (today) and making two posts. Standing By.
Oh, yes. That one is hysterical.
Currently on a mobile debice.
Unnngh.
It does look a bit Scottish doesn’t it.
It’s Aylesbury Town centre.
1 hour North west of London.
1 hour East of My location here in Oxford.
How do you keep a mobile device still long enough to write a message?
I’ve used sticky backed foam pads in the past.
Ready for location transfer, bulkhead doors locked shut.
Wait, Jake’s trying to catch a mouse. He just went behind the rubbish bins with evil intent.
It’s okay, external air-tight door 227 has a Cat-flap in the bottom edge.
He’s back. Either the mouse has been killed and et, or he gave up.
The Mouse could have possessed a cloaking device.
Or slipped through a temporal rift.
Must go, Good night. :)
Good night!
I had to get a new mobile debice. Unngh. Not what I wanted, but what I had to do, just because of this weekend’s SNAFUs. Well, it’s actually been coming for a while, but I just couldn’t afford it. Of course, now I can’t afford anything else! LOL! If it ain’t one darn thing, it’s two darn things!
ARRRGH!!
What are the odds that I can get the Darksheare Implement Of Destruction, Tool and Grinder Division to stop by and sharpen said machete-like device?
I could sharpen it enough to make it into a suitable weed-chopper, but your Company manages to make it, um, lethal.
Oh no! I said 'lethal'. Now the black helicopters will be flying over - again...
Are those the same helicopters that flew over here on Friday and severed my interwebs? Black, they are, and tho’ they run in “silent” mode, I can feel the air pressure fluctuate.
My sympathies for your machete-like device...may it be resurrected to cut a swath once more... ;o]
Darks should move us to the new thread before he hurts himself with sharp implements.
Get the diamond file ready.
I will take care of repointing ox goads and edging mattocks.
Standing by with the Ping List for the UT, ‘Face Version...
Ready when you are, Sir...
Activate n-space generator and begin spatial displacement.
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